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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
I was fighting a spunk and it was about to die and I died when I respawned it was dead so I began collecting my stuff
(The spino was in my base)
Lord and behold when I was in my base
It said
"Stego has been killed"
The thing had more food than it could dream off
It was off water
And it had full health when it was fighting the spino
The spino even had 100 up only
How and why did the stego die bru
More Stegosaurus Funny Tips
I am a stegosaurus.
Me at level 24: I tamed an ankylosaur, this should be easy. Five minutes later :HOW ARE YOU NOT ASLEEP, I shot you with Tranq arrows like ten times, I REGRET MY DECISION!!!!!!
I am a stegosaurus! If you get that joke your now my friend
Why oh why my useless tool,
Does it take 105 sarcos to make you drool,
To eat and eat till my eyes bleed pixels,
So much required, for so very little...
I AM A STEGOSAURUS
Me: *sees bronto*
My friend: hey look it's a-
The bronto: I AM A STEGOSAURUS
Trike: Who are you?
Stego: Iβm you but better.
I am a steg-O-saurus
Ok Iβll leave
carno: oo a human to murder, only one stego-
The other stegos: you forgot smth?
Carno: OH FLIP-
Thats why stegos are the anti carno and raptor protection service :D
I have a level 176 stego named Fred. He has friends in high places. Fred got one of his buds to kill my friendβs baby giga and destroy his air conditioners on his single player server. That friend insulted stegosauruses right to Fredβs face. Fred is the master of all stegos. If you have ever been killed by a stego, it was Fredβs doing. If a stego ever killed your tame, it was on Fredβs order. You cannot escape Fred. He is inevitable. I would end with *snap* except stegos donβt have opposable thumbs.