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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the spinosaurus? Funny spinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I have a theri n a spino traped
I wanto tame them but never get the right time bc of there torpor.
Everyday i wake up and check on my prisoners and bring the spino a tasty dilo so it can regain its health one day the spino was just chill like no moving or anything just standing there M E N A C E I N G L Y, it didnt do anything if i stood by its leg it was turning night so i said to the spino "aye man you feelin good?ima head off to get some sleep ya stay here ill bring you a tasty dilo tomorrow alrighty bud?" i woke up the next day and went to give the spino a dilo and guess what?
IT ESCAPED THE TRAP
I was like " aye what the heck ya doin ere?"
I traped it again it slaped my pteranodon a few times but its o k a y
Now its angy and keeps staring at me when i give it a dilo
Also i wouldnt have to trap it if it wasnt so dumb it hits random things and runs away. what a coward!
One time i saw it get killed by some dimorps right in front of my eyes, good thing i crashed now its alive again
(If your wondering yes i play on mobile) i hope you liked my story buh byee ^^
One time on the beach or I just logged on and I’m solo one 2120 level spinosaurus next thing you know it came right to my base looked at it smacked it in one hit the bank 11 walls already knocked down I started running for my life Nothing you know it’s the season starts chasing me because it was chasing me my purse or I only have a temper so the spinosaurus watered it and went right into the ocean swimmers hand water came right at the power store like saying you know I look on Dododex no not able to break Metal structures