Spawn near the beach they said, it'll be safer they said...
Spinosaurus
Jokes and funny moments about the Spinosaurus from ARK players.
Spino are cool.
Why is everyone saying Spinos suck. If people don’t stop saying spinos suck I’m telling all of the spinos.🥺😱
So I was strolling down a beach in south zone 1 with my dilo (danny) and I saw 1 at the end of the little bay at the footpaw. I decided to then go to the other side of the footpaw and saw a second spino. Long story short my dilo was set to aggressive and thought he could take…
So I was strolling down a beach in south zone 1 with my dilo (danny) and I saw 1 at the end of the little bay at the footpaw. I decided to then go to the other side of the footpaw and saw a second spino. Long story short my dilo was set to aggressive and thought he could take on a spino lvl 56. RIP Danny January2020-April2020. Up arrow=f in chat for danny
If you knock out a 150 by punching it(keep in mind the 97% chance of death) and tame it with cooked fish meat and narcoberries, you beat ark... and also have no social life
Rex:I WILL KILL YOU ALL-
Spinosaurus joined the game.
Rex has left the game.
Me: hey where can I find some spinos?
Ragnarok Player: What are spinos?
I never left the center again
Very painful to sit on if you are a man....., not gonna get into details....
1like= 1 spino getting a belly rub and some fish
Steps to Scaring a PvP Tribe:
Step 1: Tame two spinos(Male and Female)
Step 2: Only upgrade speed
Step 3: Breed them
Step 4: Paint the baby red
Step 5: become the flash and scare them
Blood is red
Biotoxin is blue
Spino was too fast
Boo hoo for you
DILOS ARE BAD
RAPTOR IS HIS DAD
CARNOS ARE MESS
YOUR CHANCES ARE LESS
ARTHRO IS FEAR
NO MATTER WHAT GEAR
ALLO IS DEADTH
BUT REX IS WORSE
IF THIS GUY LOOKS AT YOU
ITS BEGINNING OF YOUR CURSE
I'ma go mine that rock out in the river. GOD HAVE MER-
I was once taking a stroll with my baby ROXY (a trike) down the memorable south zone 3 in the island. We watched as dusk came upon us, but then... I notice a floating rock moving towards us, to late to realize it's a spinos back. I ran as fast as my small legs could, but…
I was once taking a stroll with my baby ROXY (a trike) down the memorable south zone 3 in the island. We watched as dusk came upon us, but then... I notice a floating rock moving towards us, to late to realize it's a spinos back. I ran as fast as my small legs could, but roxy was too fat. I had to leave her behind. It reminded me of those videos of Nile Crocs catching prey. Don't mess with no Spinos.
F in the chat for bubbles *salute*
This is a result of a megaladon and Rex's love child.
Pro tip for beginners starting the game.
Run.
Noob:hey look some weird moving lump in the water.
Me:Jim that's a dino..
Noob:imma go see it
Me:Jim if you move your SKIN of this shore its gunna getchu
Noob:hang on...why is the lump moving towards me?!
Me:Jim I told you!its a spino!
Noob:*grabs bolas* I'm…
Noob:hey look some weird moving lump in the water.
Me:Jim that's a dino..
Noob:imma go see it
Me:Jim if you move your SKIN of this shore its gunna getchu
Noob:hang on...why is the lump moving towards me?!
Me:Jim I told you!its a spino!
Noob:*grabs bolas* I'm sorry but its time...*yeets at me*
Me:HEY!I TAUGHT YOU ARK!I HELPED YOU TO UNDERSTAND!I HELP YOU POST MEMES!JIM GET UR A** BACK HERE NOW!
noob:I'm sorry for this!I'll come back once ur dead!
Me:but I'm on creative...hehe.
Noob:man I'm far away from home...
Me:*breaks free from bolas* times up spino.*kills*
Noob:...wow I'm sure lonely out here...
Me:TODAY I ADAM HAVE BECOME A MAN!
Noob:...imma swim in lava.
Me:noice...
Thx for reading!and plz updoot that would be greatly appreciated!
(Disclaimer)*my real names not adam I just made up that name.*
Guys, please explain why there is a phone ringing whenever I go near a river.
Spino: Wakey wakey
Me: oh no
Spino:nom nom(he killed me :())