When your a beginner this is the moment you bola your friend and hightail it out of there
Spinosaurus
Jokes and funny moments about the Spinosaurus from ARK players.
I have a theri n a spino traped
I wanto tame them but never get the right time bc of there torpor.
Everyday i wake up and check on my prisoners and bring the spino a tasty dilo so it can regain its health one day the spino was just chill like no moving or anything just…
I have a theri n a spino traped
I wanto tame them but never get the right time bc of there torpor.
Everyday i wake up and check on my prisoners and bring the spino a tasty dilo so it can regain its health one day the spino was just chill like no moving or anything just standing there M E N A C E I N G L Y, it didnt do anything if i stood by its leg it was turning night so i said to the spino "aye man you feelin good?ima head off to get some sleep ya stay here ill bring you a tasty dilo tomorrow alrighty bud?" i woke up the next day and went to give the spino a dilo and guess what?
IT ESCAPED THE TRAP
I was like " aye what the heck ya doin ere?"
I traped it again it slaped my pteranodon a few times but its o k a y
Now its angy and keeps staring at me when i give it a dilo
Also i wouldnt have to trap it if it wasnt so dumb it hits random things and runs away. what a coward!
One time i saw it get killed by some dimorps right in front of my eyes, good thing i crashed now its alive again
(If your wondering yes i play on mobile) i hope you liked my story buh byee ^^
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Had just tamed my first Dilo. I was soo happy, but then across the river I saw a A Spino. I had watched Jurassic Park 3 so I knew thoose thing were no joke. So I knew what I had to do to survive. I sent my dino towards the Spino. Then I ran
Wait so you're telling me that I can't learn to craft LITERAL GUNS LIKE THE LONGNECK, PISTOL, SHOT GUN ETC BEFORE A CLOTH BAG TO.RIDE THIS MONSTROSITY?!?!?!??!!!
Me and my friend just loaded into a new world on the island the other day, and normally there is a baryonix in the water at the little inland where the land wraps around it, and yeah. We find one of these guys there at like level 40 and we each died like 5 times. If you find…
Me and my friend just loaded into a new world on the island the other day, and normally there is a baryonix in the water at the little inland where the land wraps around it, and yeah. We find one of these guys there at like level 40 and we each died like 5 times. If you find one of these things and you don’t have the right stuff or equipment to tame it, you should definitely move spawns.
I dont understand the hate this little fella gets.
That thing is literally a water rex. I used to clear underwater dungeons with it
On my max difficulty single player world why can I only find level 60 and below spinos, I literally saw 5 and all were under level 30 😭
Me:sees one
Spino:hah a new player
Me:jumps on trike
Spino:I'll still kill it
Me:attack!!!!
Spino:wait what?!
Trike:get wrecked
im level 12… and how i did this but… I FUKING STOLE A SPINOS EGG… he kept chasing me and trying to kill me but he gave up…
WHAT THE FUK DO I DO WITH IT… should i try to hatch it?… can i hatch it?… make the arrow go green and ill try to hatch it…
Spino 👍..................
Cookie 🍪
When I just saw my first spino: WOOOOW THAT LOOKS STRONG. My first time trying to tame it: WHY IS IT RUNNING ON THR WATER I CANT CATCH UP. When I Finaly tamed a spino: yay I tamed one. When I saw I need to be lvl 71 for a saddle: are you seirious right now :/
Me: is shooting spino with my longneck rifle.
Spino: tries slashing at the mountain I’m standing on.
Me: gets the torpor very close to KOing it
Spino: Later b**** GAS GAS GAS
Me: Jumps off mountain
I have an 84% imprinted Spino. The Island is the Spino’s dinner plate. It eats everything.
BRO I knocked out 18 female spinos and can’t find a male😭LOL
A dino a day keeps the spinos away
The bane of all beach bobs
Spino has joined the chat
Bob 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 and 11 have left the chat
I am new to this game and i love it. I played for 2 days straight. But then this Spino came around and killed my 2 triz, 2 dilo and 1 para... i was mad
When I want to tame a spino I cant find them.when I dont want a spino they are EVERYWHERE! And they killed my dodo called puffy.updoot...👌
I thought my 12 level 24 dilos could take out this sucker. Goodbye my dear tames
Parasaur: i want berrys. Starts getting berries. Spino has joined the game human: aaaaaaaaaaaaah run pary aaaaaaaaaaaaaa human gets killed with pary in cryopod human with taming stuff comes in with flak he dies