Noob:hey look some weird moving lump in the water.
Me:Jim that's a dino..
Noob:imma go see it
Me:Jim if you move your SKIN of this shore its gunna getchu
Noob:hang on...why is the lump moving towards me?!
Me:Jim I told you!its a spino!
Noob:*grabs bolas* I'm sorry but its time...*yeets at me*
Me:HEY!I TAUGHT YOU ARK!I HELPED YOU TO UNDERSTAND!I HELP YOU POST MEMES!JIM GET UR A** BACK HERE NOW!
noob:I'm sorry for this!I'll come back once ur dead!
Me:but I'm on creative...hehe.
Noob:man I'm far away from home...
Me:*breaks free from bolas* times up spino.*kills*
Noob:...wow I'm sure lonely out here...
Me:TODAY I ADAM HAVE BECOME A MAN!
Noob:...imma swim in lava.
Thx for reading!and plz updoot that would be greatly appreciated!
(Disclaimer)*my real names not adam I just made up that name.*
You’re perfectly safe if u see one right after spawning on a new ark. It’s not like they can wipe out an entire beachful of trikes, carbs and parasaurs in like 1 min flat.
They make those weird looking bird/trex Dinos look weak.
If one starts chasing u at spawn, the only thing that’ll save u is a freakin miracle. Even with full citin armour.
Gud luck noobs.
Sarcasm mode off:
U can lure one to an entrance of a cave and shoot it from inside it. That’s the only way of killing it if ur a noob. That I know of. With experience.
If u want a gud escape plan tame a bunch of Dodos and Dilos; then if u see one it SHOULD attack them first instead of u. Actually it’s not the most solid plan but it works.
Have a gud day! 😁