So I was strolling down a beach in south zone 1 with my dilo (danny) and I saw 1 at the end of the little bay at the footpaw. I decided to then go to the other side of the footpaw and saw a second spino. Long story short my dilo was set to aggressive and thought he could take on a spino lvl 56. RIP Danny January2020-April2020. Up arrow=f in chat for danny
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Had just tamed my first Dilo. I was soo happy, but then across the river I saw a A Spino. I had watched Jurassic Park 3 so I knew thoose thing were no joke. So I knew what I had to do to survive. I sent my dino towards the Spino. Then I ran
Me and my friends have a private server, and we have a big meeting place next to the green ob. One of my friends set up some wild only turret towers, calling them security towers, so I thought it was a good idea to set my spino on neutral wander and name him Security Guard. He has defended us bravely from many theriorrists. I checked his inventory one day and there was 22 theri claws, 6 rex arms, and 3 bronto spines inside. He also had 7 levels. He was colored black and gray, kind of like a uniform. If anyone tries to join our server, be warned. We have protection. And ban. Ban is probably more effective, but still. Watch out.
Noob:hey look some weird moving lump in the water.
Me:Jim that's a dino..
Noob:imma go see it
Me:Jim if you move your SKIN of this shore its gunna getchu
Noob:hang on...why is the lump moving towards me?!
Me:Jim I told you!its a spino!
Noob:*grabs bolas* I'm sorry but its time...*yeets at me*
Me:HEY!I TAUGHT YOU ARK!I HELPED YOU TO UNDERSTAND!I HELP YOU POST MEMES!JIM GET UR A** BACK HERE NOW!
noob:I'm sorry for this!I'll come back once ur dead!
Me:but I'm on creative...hehe.
Noob:man I'm far away from home...
Me:*breaks free from bolas* times up spino.*kills*
Noob:...wow I'm sure lonely out here...
Me:TODAY I ADAM HAVE BECOME A MAN!
Noob:...imma swim in lava.
Thx for reading!and plz updoot that would be greatly appreciated!
(Disclaimer)*my real names not adam I just made up that name.*