So I was strolling down a beach in south zone 1 with my dilo (danny) and I saw 1 at the end of the little bay at the footpaw. I decided to then go to the other side of the footpaw and saw a second spino. Long story short my dilo was set to aggressive and thought he could take on a spino lvl 56. RIP Danny January2020-April2020. Up arrow=f in chat for danny
I just want to see titan VS wodden spike wall before tame this enemy
Me:searching for titan
LVL 280 spino:*walking*
Me:o shot a spino I need to tame it
After tame done.i back to my mission
LVL 300 spino:*walking*
Me:again? Oh OK I wanna tame one more
After done back to my mission
LVL 301 spino:*walking*
Me:.... I hate it.. I want to be a NOOB again and die 3000times
Noob:hey look some weird moving lump in the water.
Me:Jim that's a dino..
Noob:imma go see it
Me:Jim if you move your SKIN of this shore its gunna getchu
Noob:hang on...why is the lump moving towards me?!
Me:Jim I told you!its a spino!
Noob:*grabs bolas* I'm sorry but its time...*yeets at me*
Me:HEY!I TAUGHT YOU ARK!I HELPED YOU TO UNDERSTAND!I HELP YOU POST MEMES!JIM GET UR A** BACK HERE NOW!
noob:I'm sorry for this!I'll come back once ur dead!
Me:but I'm on creative...hehe.
Noob:man I'm far away from home...
Me:*breaks free from bolas* times up spino.*kills*
Noob:...wow I'm sure lonely out here...
Me:TODAY I ADAM HAVE BECOME A MAN!
Noob:...imma swim in lava.
Thx for reading!and plz updoot that would be greatly appreciated!
(Disclaimer)*my real names not adam I just made up that name.*
When i played ark the spinos design is cool and almost looks like a real life one. Once they recovered more fossiles of the spinosaurus. I saw the tail is like a Eel's body.And i thought "are you serious. Ark make another TLC for the spino bc it has a eel's body on its tail and make it that it swims faster in the water not baryonyx speed"my brain is flat out fried from finding out spinos have a eel like tail