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What are some funny jokes or stories about the spinosaurus? Funny spinosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
If you have a spinosaurus you βI like ya cut gβ your enemies
DONT LIE
DONT LIE
This is more of a question. If I see a spino with red eyes and pure red skin do I run?
So I was strolling down a beach in south zone 1 with my dilo (danny) and I saw 1 at the end of the little bay at the footpaw. I decided to then go to the other side of the footpaw and saw a second spino. Long story short my dilo was set to aggressive and thought he could take on a spino lvl 56. RIP Danny January2020-April2020. Up arrow=f in chat for danny
They are very fast and deadly but once they get on low health something like 200 or 100 they run like cowardsπ
Rex:I WILL KILL YOU ALL-
Spinosaurus joined the game.
Rex has left the game.
Spinosaurus joined the game.
Rex has left the game.
Me: ooooohh a Spino theyre so cool
The spino: I LIKE YAH CUT G
*Smack*
Me(flying through the air): aaaaaaiiiiieeeeeee!!!!
The spino: I LIKE YAH CUT G
*Smack*
Me(flying through the air): aaaaaaiiiiieeeeeee!!!!
Who would win a super scary fish Dino of doom who is sup a strong or a tree cat
To new players:This is a passive tame,It is tamed by pets and cuddles,It eats narco berries and mejoberries and is a great first tame,good luck ;)
If you knock out a 150 by punching it(keep in mind the 97% chance of death) and tame it with cooked fish meat and narcoberries, you beat ark... and also have no social life
Steps to Scaring a PvP Tribe:
Step 1: Tame two spinos(Male and Female)
Step 2: Only upgrade speed
Step 3: Breed them
Step 4: Paint the baby red
Step 5: become the flash and scare them
Step 1: Tame two spinos(Male and Female)
Step 2: Only upgrade speed
Step 3: Breed them
Step 4: Paint the baby red
Step 5: become the flash and scare them
Pro tip for beginners starting the game.
Run.
Run.
bipedal mode, more like *angry slapping*
F in the chat for bubbles *salute*
Me: going for a swim.
Spino: letβs kill this guy.
Me: seeβs the spino and putβs Tex gear on.
Spino: oh what have I done.
Spino: dies
Spino: letβs kill this guy.
Me: seeβs the spino and putβs Tex gear on.
Spino: oh what have I done.
Spino: dies
Me: gathering resources to build a house
Spino: ooooo u playin Minecraft. LIKE YA CUT G
Spino: ooooo u playin Minecraft. LIKE YA CUT G
It's like a Rex but not a Rex... it's like a megalodon but not a megalodon. What the fuck is this thing
Spino:Literally the largest of the carnivorous Land Dwelling Dinos
WildCard:haHa Giga go brrrrr
WildCard:haHa Giga go brrrrr
Me: hey where can I find some spinos?
Ragnarok Player: What are spinos?
I never left the center again
Ragnarok Player: What are spinos?
I never left the center again
We praise the king of rivers, slayer of alphas, the god of the rising sun. all hail, Mr. Cuddles the otter.
Very painful to sit on if you are a man....., not gonna get into details....