Call a very fast 911 attacker and compare their attack speed and spino will cry

Me walking around the beach...

Opens inventory, screen starts shaking Me: eh just a Bronto
Turns around OH JESUS F**ING CHRIST GET AWAY

If you knock out a 150 by punching it(keep in mind the 97% chance of death) and tame it with cooked fish meat and narcoberries, you beat ark... and also have no social life

Noob:hey look some weird moving lump in the water.
Me:Jim that's a dino..
Noob:imma go see it
Me:Jim if you move your SKIN of this shore its gunna getchu
Noob:hang on...why is the lump moving towards me?!
Me:Jim I told you!its a spino!
Noob:*grabs bolas* I'm sorry but its time...*yeets at me*
Me:HEY!I TAUGHT YOU ARK!I HELPED YOU TO UNDERSTAND!I HELP YOU POST MEMES!JIM GET UR A** BACK HERE NOW!
noob:I'm sorry for this!I'll come back once ur dead!
Me:but I'm on creative...hehe.
Noob:man I'm far away from home...
Me:*breaks free from bolas* times up spino.*kills*
Noob:...wow I'm sure lonely out here...
Me:TODAY I ADAM HAVE BECOME A MAN!
Noob:...imma swim in lava.
Me:noice...
Thx for reading!and plz updoot that would be greatly appreciated!
(Disclaimer)*my real names not adam I just made up that name.*

Tames a spino
Me: yes! Finally!
Once I put a saddle on it and makes it aggressive:
Me in real life: ohhh so that how dinos became extinct!

It's like a Rex but not a Rex... it's like a megalodon but not a megalodon. What the fuck is this thing

Me: hey where can I find some spinos?
Ragnarok Player: What are spinos?

I never left the center again

Very painful to sit on if you are a man....., not gonna get into details....

Never.......and I mean never...puting this thing on aggressive.

WUT THIS THING POOPED TWO PEICES OF POOPS AND TWO EGGS AT A TIME... I was so impressed

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!

Me walking down the beach, looks in inventory
screen starts shaking
Me: eh just a bronto
Gets out of inventory, and looks behind...
Me: HOLLY SH- HAVE MERCY
Spino: Hell nah dood
SWIPE

Yeah so um
My base by the beach
*gulps*
Got MAULED by this thing. my bas had spikes, and wooden walls. It still managed to destroy half my house
Dam this thing is strong

I was once taking a stroll with my baby ROXY (a trike) down the memorable south zone 3 in the island. We watched as dusk came upon us, but then... I notice a floating rock moving towards us, to late to realize it's a spinos back. I ran as fast as my small legs could, but roxy was too fat. I had to leave her behind. It reminded me of those videos of Nile Crocs catching prey. Don't mess with no Spinos.

I'ma go mine that rock out in the river. GOD HAVE MER-

I remember me and my brother pissed one off and it smashed its head through our shit shack and it scared us shitless

This is a result of a megaladon and Rex's love child.

I am new to this game and i love it. I played for 2 days straight. But then this Spino came around and killed my 2 triz, 2 dilo and 1 para... i was mad

I thought my 12 level 24 dilos could take out this sucker. Goodbye my dear tames

The uh... spino story that has a spino in it (duh) has at one point the character is like "TODAY I ADAM HAVE BECOME A MAN!" Isn't that a somethingelseyt refrence?-non cheeselike gaming 👌


If it is you are cool person who typed that! I like somethingelseyt too!