To new players:This is a passive tame,It is tamed by pets and cuddles,It eats narco berries and mejoberries and is a great first tame,good luck ;)

If you knock out a 150 by punching it(keep in mind the 97% chance of death) and tame it with cooked fish meat and narcoberries, you beat ark... and also have no social life

Me walking around the beach...

Opens inventory, screen starts shaking Me: eh just a Bronto
Turns around OH JESUS F**ING CHRIST GET AWAY

Noob:hey look some weird moving lump in the water.
Me:Jim that's a dino..
Noob:imma go see it
Me:Jim if you move your SKIN of this shore its gunna getchu
Noob:hang on...why is the lump moving towards me?!
Me:Jim I told you!its a spino!
Noob:*grabs bolas* I'm sorry but its time...*yeets at me*
Me:HEY!I TAUGHT YOU ARK!I HELPED YOU TO UNDERSTAND!I HELP YOU POST MEMES!JIM GET UR A** BACK HERE NOW!
noob:I'm sorry for this!I'll come back once ur dead!
Me:but I'm on creative...hehe.
Noob:man I'm far away from home...
Me:*breaks free from bolas* times up spino.*kills*
Noob:...wow I'm sure lonely out here...
Me:TODAY I ADAM HAVE BECOME A MAN!
Noob:...imma swim in lava.
Me:noice...
Thx for reading!and plz updoot that would be greatly appreciated!
(Disclaimer)*my real names not adam I just made up that name.*

It's like a Rex but not a Rex... it's like a megalodon but not a megalodon. What the fuck is this thing