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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the sarco? Funny sarco jokes submitted by ARK players.
These guys are the bane of Swamp players. I was a newbie back then and i spawned in. And then i walked, collecting stone, and finally got a pick and an axe. WHEN THIS GIGANTIC SARCO JUST CHARGED FROM THE SIDE OF THE SCREEN. I climbed to a rock, and i decided to make an escape plan, and when i finally did and ready to escape, I JUST REALIZED HOW INCREDIBLY FAST THEY ARE. These guys are insanely overpowered. To whoever reached the end, good luck spawing in a Swamp.
"bro this scary dino is looking at me"
"Alright, back away slowly, is it chasing you?"
"yeah it's coming right at me, Imma try smack it with my club"
"alright good luck"
"Dude this thing does so much damage! Ah I'm low I'm low!"
"Well run away then!"
"I'm running I'm running! It's still chasing me!"
"What dino is it?"
"Big dino, mean look."
"Well go hide in the water then, usually they don't chase you in water"
"Alright...no It's still coming! It's much faster now, ahhh!"
"...what did you say that dino was again?"
....player 1 has been killed by lv 25 Sarco
Literally just now I saw a Lv8 Sarco and do you know what it did…IT CHOSE VIOLENCE!
So I also chose violence and said THIS IS SPARTA!!!
And I won with over 3/4 of my health.
If you ever want to be invincible say this is Sparta nice and loud,I almost guarantee you will win every battle. (Except the boss battles)