Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
"bro this scary dino is looking at me" "Alright, back away slowly, is it…
"bro this scary dino is looking at me"
"Alright, back away slowly, is it chasing you?"
"yeah it's coming right at me, Imma try smack it with my club"
"alright good luck"
"Dude this thing does so much damage! Ah I'm low I'm low!"
"Well run away then!"
"I'm running I'm running! It's still chasing me!"
"What dino is it?"
"Big dino, mean look."
"Well go hide in the water then, usually they don't chase you in water"
"Alright...no It's still coming! It's much faster now, ahhh!"
"...what did you say that dino was again?"
....player 1 has been killed by lv 25 Sarco
More Sarco Funny Tips
So one day I was watering my tintoberry when all of the sudden, I see this dude booking it towards me, and of all my dinosaurs, lvl 40+ dilos, Raptors and mochops, my lone lystro named Tubby lvl 24 comes charging at him, during of either diabetes or the few shots by the sarco. I did manage to avenge Tubby. Bump up for Tubby!