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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the sarco? Funny sarco jokes submitted by ARK players.
Not too long ago I remember that I was exploring by the water. I had a turtle for protection named little t and I had a moschops named cheese that loved me. You can call these things what you want: austrailian doggo, ol snapper, >:[ . But it will forever be a BFA (big f!@#$%^ alligatator) in my vocabulary. The BFA came bounding from the woods with so much speed it was blurry. It was faster than my turtle but not cheese who decided it no longer loved me and turned to run in the opposite direction. I didn't want to lose my turtle so I hopped on cheese before it got away and faced the BFA of which little t was already attacking and charged. After a fierce and long battle we had the BFA almost cut down to size when it lifted its head and snaped its jaws. Then I heard a sound. It wasn't the sound I wanted which was *BFA dying* it sounded more like... *raptor noises*. I didn't even have time to turn around and look at the only dino in the area that could pursue cheese if things got bad when it was on my back. Within seconds little t was ripped apart and cheese and I were being attacked at from the front and back I didn't have enough time to kill the BFA then turn on the raptor, so my only hope was running from the BFA long enough to kill the raptor first but before I could get away I was thrown from cheese as it rolled over to fetal position and was soon eaten. I was just barely faster than the raptor but my stamina soon ran out. I tried to climb the hill I came from but i slipped and got booted back down. With no other way of runing and with no stamina the only thing I could do was fight I had no quick way to pull out my tools, so I fought bare handed, but there was no use it was much stronger than me and soon won.
I have vowed to one day kill the raptor and BFA that killed me and took everything and make sure the last sounds they hear before they die would be *teebagging sounds* then I would feed them to a wild herbavore.
although helpful god do they piss me off when wild, for one it killed my poor para and dipped (RIP BABES) these puppies camp my base and mass spawn everywhere, as soon as i kill them a therizino comes over for revenge. just because theri’s dont have nail clippers and are mad they can’t cut their musty nails doesn’t mean they take it out on me, same for sarco’s. They are easy tames and they give prime just annoying when wild
I was attacked by a raptor and one of these lv 30 while I was just trying to have a walk on the beach and get some dodos. I don’t know how but I managed to tame both the raptor and this horrifying guy. With some tranq arrows it isn’t that hard. Just make sure to have the high ground or otherwise you’ll end up like Anakin.