Bro almost popped out of my screen

I tamed a male yesterday and was amazed. But sadly, a carno attacked me and my sarco died trying to kill it.... Now I hunt that carno.

Ripple

My 257 was killed by a giga. His wild bros and sisters came and recked that giga. I'm a running from 30 wild sarcos. One like = more speed for me to get away. Wait those are tamed. One like = Me having more memory

One day I killed 2 sarcos. The first one was at 2 HP because a bronto attacked it. The second one well that’s a different story. PLEASE smash the up button. 🐊

So one day I was watering my tintoberry when all of the sudden, I see this dude booking it towards me, and of all my dinosaurs, lvl 40+ dilos, Raptors and mochops, my lone lystro named Tubby lvl 24 comes charging at him, during of either diabetes or the few shots by the sarco. I did manage to avenge Tubby. Bump up for Tubby!

How I tamed my Sarco: I shot her with a bunch of tranqs and then ran. While she was occupied with a trike I shot her with more tranqs and then when she killed it I shot her more and then I ran uphill like an idiot until by chance I ran into a wild pachy who then knocked her out. She was on very low health so I had to carefully bat and tranq her while she was unconscious. Now I have a Sarco named Sarcopath who I use to kill megs and she was with me while I tamed my Ichthy Flipper and we brought Flipper back to base camp. Flash forward like a day later we were meg hunting in shallow water. We had the upper hand because we were faster than the megs but when I tried boosting I accidentally jumped off of Sarcopath and she then quickly swam off to land so I was left to my own devices. I escaped and followed her and I then realized that this was because she was following my Icthy so I then whistled her to stop moving.

TLDR: My Sarco named Sarcopath and my Icthy named Flipper almost accidentally got me killed.

Shrek should get one for his swamp

If we get this to 69 likes I'll donate 1000 dollars to Saint Jude

Jus tamed this with primitive sling, where my respect?

Crikky! If a croc that big latched on, it'd rip me in half. Now watch, as I jam my thumb, up its butthole..

Quick swim away! All carnivores are slow in the water

This thing seriously has teeth on its nose?!?!?! Why tho?

My uncle came back from Australia...saw this thing my uncle''man I just got away from those Crocs on steroids.

Come on! I just l left Australia... wait a minute.. did I?

I own a level ten😪

Its name is cici

I remember when these things scared me. Now I know them as slow green potatoes.

I was riding my like lvl 20 Sarco (named Snappy thing just because I could) on land and I’m like “Hmm well arnt crocs supposed to be swimmers?” I tried to swim in the ocean with it and OH JESUS this things fast. Unfortunately it was an overachiever and Saniced straight into a fluorescent blue jelly fish.

1 Like: Respect for Snappy Thing -Peace Out

Mean. :(

It made me sad. :(

Wah

"That's not a knife, that's a knife" - name it Crocodile Dundee.

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