Sit on end of nose. Whistle follow. 100% Quality Entertainment. He h

These guys are like a classic slasher movie, they walk so incomprehensibly slowly, yet they scare the living crap out of me and always somehow catch up when im not looking.

A carno can outrun a sarco on land but, a sarco can outrun a carno on water, so in a triathlon it would come down to the bicycle race.

I just saw one of these things get folded my a giant turtle lmao

Bro wild Sarcos are so weak for no reason like WHY i just want a high level croc

They sometimes look so fat I think they can’t walk fast on land cus they have diabetes

Once me and my sister tamed one of the(her name was Tic To Crock)and I was attacking a Parasaur and I hit a Trike and it attacked me so my other Dino's came and more Trikes got in the way and they attacked and she died. R.I.P Tic Toc Crock :(

This fat gecko thought he would kill me after a little swim, little did this level 33 sarco now is that I had an ar and I was planing to use it. This gecko bits me in the butt, launches me to the beach and now it has a face full of lead R.I.P stupid gecko.

One of the four horsemen of destroying beach bobs

One time in the dark I was walking around suddenly Sacro: sup

Me: Ahhhhhhhh

Dilo: quit I have the high ground

Croc🤬

Then my dilos killed it itsantly

Who ever said these monsters were slow on land? I want to kill them. One up is one salute for the triple- trike gang

Man i just get a sarco with 420 health.

NICE

These guys are the bane of Swamp players. I was a newbie back then and i spawned in. And then i walked, collecting stone, and finally got a pick and an axe. WHEN THIS GIGANTIC SARCO JUST CHARGED FROM THE SIDE OF THE SCREEN. I climbed to a rock, and i decided to make an escape plan, and when i finally did and ready to escape, I JUST REALIZED HOW INCREDIBLY FAST THEY ARE. These guys are insanely overpowered. To whoever reached the end, good luck spawing in a Swamp.

Zi Zi Zi Zi Zi Zi Zi Zi Zi ZIG AND SARCO!

One of my best tames, tho not really fast on land but has average speed and still useful to easily beat land Dino’s…really fast in water almost unstoppable,almost…those darn jelly fish!

Tame one! Stay far from jelly fish.

"bro this scary dino is looking at me"

"Alright, back away slowly, is it chasing you?"

"yeah it's coming right at me, Imma try smack it with my club"

"alright good luck"

"Dude this thing does so much damage! Ah I'm low I'm low!"

"Well run away then!"

"I'm running I'm running! It's still chasing me!"

"What dino is it?"

"Big dino, mean look."

"Well go hide in the water then, usually they don't chase you in water"

"Alright...no It's still coming! It's much faster now, ahhh!"

"...what did you say that dino was again?"

....player 1 has been killed by lv 25 Sarco

Literally just now I saw a Lv8 Sarco and do you know what it did…IT CHOSE VIOLENCE!

So I also chose violence and said THIS IS SPARTA!!!

And I won with over 3/4 of my health.

If you ever want to be invincible say this is Sparta nice and loud,I almost guarantee you will win every battle. (Except the boss battles)

If you kill a Sarco…..

I kill you

-Sarco Master 🐊

Ready the sarcofice feed the sarco gods

Not too long ago I remember that I was exploring by the water. I had a turtle for protection named little t and I had a moschops named cheese that loved me. You can call these things what you want: austrailian doggo, ol snapper, >:[ . But it will forever be a BFA (big f!@#$%^ alligatator) in my vocabulary. The BFA came bounding from the woods with so much speed it was blurry. It was faster than my turtle but not cheese who decided it no longer loved me and turned to run in the opposite direction. I didn't want to lose my turtle so I hopped on cheese before it got away and faced the BFA of which little t was already attacking and charged. After a fierce and long battle we had the BFA almost cut down to size when it lifted its head and snaped its jaws. Then I heard a sound. It wasn't the sound I wanted which was *BFA dying* it sounded more like... *raptor noises*. I didn't even have time to turn around and look at the only dino in the area that could pursue cheese if things got bad when it was on my back. Within seconds little t was ripped apart and cheese and I were being attacked at from the front and back I didn't have enough time to kill the BFA then turn on the raptor, so my only hope was running from the BFA long enough to kill the raptor first but before I could get away I was thrown from cheese as it rolled over to fetal position and was soon eaten. I was just barely faster than the raptor but my stamina soon ran out. I tried to climb the hill I came from but i slipped and got booted back down. With no other way of runing and with no stamina the only thing I could do was fight I had no quick way to pull out my tools, so I fought bare handed, but there was no use it was much stronger than me and soon won.

I have vowed to one day kill the raptor and BFA that killed me and took everything and make sure the last sounds they hear before they die would be *teebagging sounds* then I would feed them to a wild herbavore.