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What are some funny jokes or stories about the sarco? Funny sarco jokes submitted by ARK players.
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Level 6 and I have already killed a level 105. It was outside my base and whilst I was exploring the forest a stego killed a raptor, so I took a metal axe and a few arrows from the raptors and went back to my base. I noticed a sarco killing a level 145 carbo so I hit it with my axe near its tail and killed it. Iโm now level 16 and I have killed 6 high level sarcos.
Sit on end of nose. Whistle follow. 100% Quality Entertainment. He h
-riding a boat to swamp to get to redwood
-boat base is 9X9
-cruise over a Sarco
-for some reason, the Sarco name and level is still visiblโ
-Sarco is inside the base
-SARCO IN THE BASE
-attack frantically, armor shredded, down to 15 HP
-kill it, level up
MINI HEART ATTACK, so remember not to ride directly overtop of swamp wildlife
I just saw one of these things get folded my a giant turtle lmao
These guys are like a classic slasher movie, they walk so incomprehensibly slowly, yet they scare the living crap out of me and always somehow catch up when im not looking.
A carno can outrun a sarco on land but, a sarco can outrun a carno on water, so in a triathlon it would come down to the bicycle race.
They sometimes look so fat I think they canโt walk fast on land cus they have diabetes
Once me and my sister tamed one of the(her name was Tic To Crock)and I was attacking a Parasaur and I hit a Trike and it attacked me so my other Dino's came and more Trikes got in the way and they attacked and she died. R.I.P Tic Toc Crock :(
This fat gecko thought he would kill me after a little swim, little did this level 33 sarco now is that I had an ar and I was planing to use it. This gecko bits me in the butt, launches me to the beach and now it has a face full of lead R.I.P stupid gecko.
One time in the dark I was walking around suddenly Sacro: sup
Me: Ahhhhhhhh
Dilo: quit I have the high ground
Croc๐คฌ
Then my dilos killed it itsantly
Who ever said these monsters were slow on land? I want to kill them. One up is one salute for the triple- trike gang
Man i just get a sarco with 420 health.
NICE
These guys are the bane of Swamp players. I was a newbie back then and i spawned in. And then i walked, collecting stone, and finally got a pick and an axe. WHEN THIS GIGANTIC SARCO JUST CHARGED FROM THE SIDE OF THE SCREEN. I climbed to a rock, and i decided to make an escape plan, and when i finally did and ready to escape, I JUST REALIZED HOW INCREDIBLY FAST THEY ARE. These guys are insanely overpowered. To whoever reached the end, good luck spawing in a Swamp.
Bro wild Sarcos are so weak for no reason like WHY i just want a high level croc
One of the four horsemen of destroying beach bobs
Zi Zi Zi Zi Zi Zi Zi Zi Zi ZIG AND SARCO!
Send it to attack the smallest fish and watch it helplessly miss. You'll witness the hurricane of death. (The fish in the middle survived)
"bro this scary dino is looking at me"
"Alright, back away slowly, is it chasing you?"
"yeah it's coming right at me, Imma try smack it with my club"
"alright good luck"
"Dude this thing does so much damage! Ah I'm low I'm low!"
"Well run away then!"
"I'm running I'm running! It's still chasing me!"
"What dino is it?"
"Big dino, mean look."
"Well go hide in the water then, usually they don't chase you in water"
"Alright...no It's still coming! It's much faster now, ahhh!"
"...what did you say that dino was again?"
....player 1 has been killed by lv 25 Sarco
Literally just now I saw a Lv8 Sarco and do you know what it didโฆIT CHOSE VIOLENCE!
So I also chose violence and said THIS IS SPARTA!!!
And I won with over 3/4 of my health.
If you ever want to be invincible say this is Sparta nice and loud,I almost guarantee you will win every battle. (Except the boss battles)