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What are some funny jokes or stories about the sarco? Funny sarco jokes submitted by ARK players.
How I tamed my Sarco: I shot her with a bunch of tranqs and then ran. While she was occupied with a trike I shot her with more tranqs and then when she killed it I shot her more and then I ran uphill like an idiot until by chance I ran into a wild pachy who then knocked her out. She was on very low health so I had to carefully bat and tranq her while she was unconscious. Now I have a Sarco named Sarcopath who I use to kill megs and she was with me while I tamed my Ichthy Flipper and we brought Flipper back to base camp. Flash forward like a day later we were meg hunting in shallow water. We had the upper hand because we were faster than the megs but when I tried boosting I accidentally jumped off of Sarcopath and she then quickly swam off to land so I was left to my own devices. I escaped and followed her and I then realized that this was because she was following my Icthy so I then whistled her to stop moving.
TLDR: My Sarco named Sarcopath and my Icthy named Flipper almost accidentally got me killed.
I was beginner and just spawned a new ark journey and boom “you’ve entered and dangerous area” thing went up on screen a sarco launched at me got one hit remember I only have a stone axe and start hitting at this guys ankles we went around is circles for about a minute of two but then I leveled up and he died I got alot of meat from that lol-:x
So I tamed two Sarcosuchus, right? I put my female, Cuddles, and my male, Brutus, into a pen and let them do their thing. Afterwards, I get the egg and incubate it. It had about 5 minutes left when I decided to go on a hunting trip with my Megalodon, Sharkira and Cuddles. Long story short, Sharkira died and when I got back after dying twice and taming a Ichthyosaurus, I saw a juvenile Sarcosuchus running around. Apparently they had hatched, and I say they because I had twin sarcos!