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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the sarco? Funny sarco jokes submitted by ARK players.
Did you saw a dilo killed sarco level 15
I just shocked to see my dilo killed a sarco lvl 15. But another sarco came and killed him
1 like = 1 respect for my dilo
Best ocean traveller. Their speed makes up for their GARGANTUAN hitbox (including tail). Piranhas swim away from it although they go near you after the ordeal. JUST BASICALLY THIS IS AN UNDERWATER GRIFFIN.
Mean. :(
It made me sad. :(
Wah
I always had an early game problem with them constantly killing me and my dodoโs. (yes I had dodoโs. They were from my farm) Then I finally built up the courage to try and tame one. After hours of taming the level 142 it was finally mine. Until a therizinosaur came and killed it and me. The lesson is always fear the chickens.
I tamed one while I was lvl 6 and only having a slingshot wheres my medal
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This is a terrifying little fricker. Stay away, little noobies with no giga
No, these arenโt the Crocs you put on your feet. These are Crocs that eat your feet.
This, the titanboa, and the pirhana are the bad time trio
I donโt usually tame sarcos, but when I do I always feel like Iโm riding an invincible tank by the way they move, sound, and look when Iโm riding them.
Me:spots another sarco in the water
Me:Not another sarco! (Has 30 tamed sarcos)
Look in the sky, itโs a bird, itโs a plane, ITS A SARCO LUNGING THROUGH THE AIR TO GRAB YOU BY THE NECK TO RUIN YOU HOPES AND DREAMS
Name it Fatass because these things canโt fit through a Dino Gate
Whenever one kills me I go to retrieve my stuff AND THE THINGโS LITERALLY GUARDING IT! What do these sarcos have against me?
I was once taming a Trike and surrounded it with spike walls, and a Sarco did the dash attack and ran into the spikes. It then proceeded to fly through the air, flailing its tiny legs, and I fell over laughing.
I kid you not, my level 22 DODO killer a level 13 sarco. I guess the dodo had faster attack speed or it was a glitch, but DAMN.
Me sees one it hits my pachy my pachy knocked out this boi in 10 hits w gigaskull
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THE ROLL OF DISMOUNT cause it bites your dino's ankles and bend them and makes you fall
Me: looking at a dodo roaming down the beach
Sarco: this the perfect time to rip off his a$$
1like=1extra eye sight for me
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