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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the sarco? Funny sarco jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was on a raft with stone foundations and walls passin by near the shores on the island then this dudes show up, 2 sarcos i was like "okay im gonna leave real quick" as soon as they start chasin they knocked me out of my raft and my newly tamed sabertooth.
raft: imma keep goin..so long sucker!!!!
me: wtf?!? how is that raft still goin?
the crocs: oi we aint lettin u or your cat leave
me: *grabs pike*
sacros: *dies*
tamed sabertooth:*drowning*
megs approaching: snacks!!!!!
raft:*still goin straight*
time: hehe boi its modnight its all black, u dun see nothing!!!
me: *crying*
*the night i started to stay further away from the shorelines and started kill these thing on sight just like the jellyfishes*
-i dindt my my body, my stuff, my saddle....
Legend says the raft is still goin......
So I tamed two Sarcosuchus, right? I put my female, Cuddles, and my male, Brutus, into a pen and let them do their thing. Afterwards, I get the egg and incubate it. It had about 5 minutes left when I decided to go on a hunting trip with my Megalodon, Sharkira and Cuddles. Long story short, Sharkira died and when I got back after dying twice and taming a Ichthyosaurus, I saw a juvenile Sarcosuchus running around. Apparently they had hatched, and I say they because I had twin sarcos!
"bro this scary dino is looking at me"
"Alright, back away slowly, is it chasing you?"
"yeah it's coming right at me, Imma try smack it with my club"
"alright good luck"
"Dude this thing does so much damage! Ah I'm low I'm low!"
"Well run away then!"
"I'm running I'm running! It's still chasing me!"
"What dino is it?"
"Big dino, mean look."
"Well go hide in the water then, usually they don't chase you in water"
"Alright...no It's still coming! It's much faster now, ahhh!"
"...what did you say that dino was again?"
....player 1 has been killed by lv 25 Sarco
Was playing ark on my Xbox for a long while and was riding my sarco. I left the game as I was getting a little bit tired and the loading screen glitched out, the game crashed and there were a crap ton of polygons glitching around my scree, this literally happened the day I am typing this and I don't know if my Xbox got hacked or got fried somehow just someone help-
Pa, SKRUNKLY YOU RUINED EVERYTHJBG! (skrunkly is my sarco)