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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the sarco? Funny sarco jokes submitted by ARK players.
This is a terrifying little fricker. Stay away, little noobies with no giga
No, these arenโt the Crocs you put on your feet. These are Crocs that eat your feet.
I have learned from experience that that shreks swamp is a hard area.
I said, hey this is a cool log! OH NEVERMIND. I threw my dodo and ran for my life. And t now I hunt for my dodo because I never saw the sign for it dying, so to this day I look for my dodo named Tim.
I tamed one while I was lvl 6 and only having a slingshot wheres my medal
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This, the titanboa, and the pirhana are the bad time trio
I donโt usually tame sarcos, but when I do I always feel like Iโm riding an invincible tank by the way they move, sound, and look when Iโm riding them.
How I tamed my Sarco: I shot her with a bunch of tranqs and then ran. While she was occupied with a trike I shot her with more tranqs and then when she killed it I shot her more and then I ran uphill like an idiot until by chance I ran into a wild pachy who then knocked her out. She was on very low health so I had to carefully bat and tranq her while she was unconscious. Now I have a Sarco named Sarcopath who I use to kill megs and she was with me while I tamed my Ichthy Flipper and we brought Flipper back to base camp. Flash forward like a day later we were meg hunting in shallow water. We had the upper hand because we were faster than the megs but when I tried boosting I accidentally jumped off of Sarcopath and she then quickly swam off to land so I was left to my own devices. I escaped and followed her and I then realized that this was because she was following my Icthy so I then whistled her to stop moving.
TLDR: My Sarco named Sarcopath and my Icthy named Flipper almost accidentally got me killed.
I always had an early game problem with them constantly killing me and my dodoโs. (yes I had dodoโs. They were from my farm) Then I finally built up the courage to try and tame one. After hours of taming the level 142 it was finally mine. Until a therizinosaur came and killed it and me. The lesson is always fear the chickens.
Name it Fatass because these things canโt fit through a Dino Gate
Look in the sky, itโs a bird, itโs a plane, ITS A SARCO LUNGING THROUGH THE AIR TO GRAB YOU BY THE NECK TO RUIN YOU HOPES AND DREAMS
I was once taming a Trike and surrounded it with spike walls, and a Sarco did the dash attack and ran into the spikes. It then proceeded to fly through the air, flailing its tiny legs, and I fell over laughing.
I kid you not, my level 22 DODO killer a level 13 sarco. I guess the dodo had faster attack speed or it was a glitch, but DAMN.
Me:spots another sarco in the water
Me:Not another sarco! (Has 30 tamed sarcos)
Quick swim away! All carnivores are slow in the water
Whenever one kills me I go to retrieve my stuff AND THE THINGโS LITERALLY GUARDING IT! What do these sarcos have against me?
I own a level ten๐ช
Its name is cici
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THE ROLL OF DISMOUNT cause it bites your dino's ankles and bend them and makes you fall
Roses are red,violets are blue this croc will eat you and your dodo freind to