Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the sarco? Funny sarco jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 3 · Answer 1 · 2025-08-10T01:52:38+00:00

Me and my mom were running around killing everything and we killed a trike on the side of the water and it popped up and ate the trike I took off running and my mom killed it and we never did that again

score 4 · Answer 2 · 2025-05-27T18:10:28+00:00

He turn bacc

He attacc

But unfortunately

Cant close mouth

score 25 · Answer 3 · 2020-12-17T23:20:11+00:00

This f is for the person who lost 4 Sarco's to the Alpha Megladon.

score 30 · Answer 4 · 2019-11-18T00:00:33+00:00

In case you were wondering, they CANNOT fight jellyfish. You know, just in case you were wondering.

score 20 · Answer 5 · 2021-10-12T23:40:17+00:00

When I see a gator I’m most likely a hater he’ll chase you always for days (This is my first tip ever if I did bad sorry pls up this)

score 20 · Answer 6 · 2021-08-17T18:35:40+00:00

[911 what’s your emergency?] yea I got a 40 foot alligator chasing me in the water that went extinct 110 million years ago, what should I do?

[What?]

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2026-02-20T01:58:40+00:00

Noob: I found a nice peaceful beach with nothing but turtles here

Sarco: Allow me to introduce myself

score 35 · Answer 8 · 2018-01-30T09:52:18+00:00

logs on new server. wild fatass croc appears out of the water and 2 shots me... then commits suicide while fighting beavers... wtf man

score 25 · Answer 9 · 2020-03-17T18:46:36+00:00

Spino:your weak

Sarco: I’m you

score 24 · Answer 10 · 2020-04-27T16:17:59+00:00

You walk into the swamp with a line of good Dino’s, you walk out with nothing

score 8 · Answer 11 · 2024-03-05T10:00:48+00:00

Once when I was still a new ark player, I died then got teleported to another place that is not my home and there was a Sarco beside me so I wanted it to kill me so I can respawn back home. But I kept punching it and respawning in the same place. Suddenly the Sarco was unconscious I was very surprised and tamed it.

score 5 · Answer 12 · 2024-11-24T14:16:43+00:00

This guy can actually pull off a barrel roll

score 10 · Answer 13 · 2023-08-01T20:34:56+00:00

Any body always get killed by these guys in the first 10 seconds when you start a new game

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2025-08-19T15:04:02+00:00

Tame a high level one and you will see its power , until unless a alpha megladon comes and fry you both

score 3 · Answer 15 · 2025-05-16T15:34:45+00:00

Bro almost popped out of my screen

score 21 · Answer 16 · 2020-05-15T19:03:08+00:00

Use a dodo or a lystro to kill not a pachy,pterodactyl,trike, ect. Because the sarco can’t hit tiny creatures for some reason, THATS HOW MY DODO KILLED A SARCO

score 20 · Answer 17 · 2020-07-10T10:53:56+00:00

I was hitting a sarco at the back with a club he ran away 😂 to a different island

score 11 · Answer 18 · 2023-01-08T22:32:45+00:00

Sarcos are bouncy on mobile :))))))

score 24 · Answer 19 · 2019-01-12T00:32:35+00:00

If you have a hook for a hand, this is your worst nightmare.

score 16 · Answer 20 · 2021-05-14T19:19:58+00:00

Me a beginner: spawns

Sarco be like: hello there