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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the roll rat? Funny roll rat jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -2 · Answer 1 · 2022-12-28T04:10:20+00:00

To Rattigan! To Rattigan! The world’s greatest criminal mouse!

It’s something from an older Disney movie called The Great Mouse Detective. Up if you’ve seen the movie. 👍

score -4 · Answer 2 · 2018-11-04T02:00:29+00:00

These mole rats with leaprocy are only found in the fire swamp

score -4 · Answer 3 · 2018-10-22T04:56:10+00:00

This thing looks like a skin fluke

score -4 · Answer 4 · 2018-09-10T01:39:57+00:00

Rolling my way through abberation gonna die to a reaper

score -4 · Answer 5 · 2018-08-25T00:55:02+00:00

Basically like gollum except this one rolls.

score -4 · Answer 6 · 2018-06-30T11:56:26+00:00

Holy frick that's ugly

score -3 · Answer 7 · 2021-07-23T20:47:07+00:00

*insert never gonna give you up but with rat noises*

GET RAT ROLLED

score -3 · Answer 8 · 2021-10-29T17:21:39+00:00

This thing is the most ugly stupid and mean creature is ark

score -3 · Answer 9 · 2021-10-28T07:26:52+00:00

UGLY. So ugly so so ugly

score -3 · Answer 10 · 2021-10-04T22:46:46+00:00

Naked mole rat

Is herbivore

Likes to roll in a ball

Castoroides ugly brother

score -3 · Answer 11 · 2022-01-23T06:10:55+00:00

Don’t go on YouTube then look up ricardos milos full 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I’m cursed😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

score -3 · Answer 12 · 2022-01-07T13:54:32+00:00

THEY SEE ME ROLLING

THEY HATE IT

Parody by DaReal

score -3 · Answer 13 · 2021-12-05T21:02:47+00:00

NeVeR gOnNa GiVe YoU uP, nEvEr GoNnA lEt YoU dOwN, nEvEr GonNa CoMe ArOuNd AnD dEsErT yOu.

- rick the role rat

R I C K R O L L

score -4 · Answer 14 · 2020-09-29T15:01:18+00:00

It looks like lizzie velasquez had a baby with flopnippleboi

score -6 · Answer 15 · 2017-12-29T20:53:32+00:00

Mmm mmmm mmmm... What that mouth do

score -6 · Answer 16 · 2017-12-14T05:37:58+00:00

Don't take what they dig up unless your ready for a fight :(

score -6 · Answer 17 · 2018-11-30T17:34:43+00:00

They See Me Rollin...............

score -4 · Answer 18 · 2022-02-21T05:12:25+00:00

One word disgusting🤮. Evry time I look at it it I feel like I will puke

score -6 · Answer 19 · 2020-01-03T12:51:38+00:00

ONLY POKEMON FANS UNDERSTAND. Well, I thought Ratata were cute... guess they become ugly in ARK and pokemon sun and moon...Bring me my Rapidash and let me chase'em back to be kantonian Ratata cuties... (HOW UGLY, THEY SHOULD GO BACK TO KANTO IMMEDIATELY) now you get why pokemon fans only non pokemon fans...?

score -5 · Answer 20 · 2021-03-27T05:37:57+00:00

When scabbers is sus

Big pp for likes