this is the ugliest creature in the world

What the rodent is this!!!

Hey bob

Yea?

Let’s make a new creature

Sure

Let’s make it ugly

Ok…..

And like a rat

Ok…….but…

And rideable

Hmmmmmm…

And rare

Ok………..

Now show me

Are you sure

Just do it!!!

Ok….come take a look

You are fired but I will still approve this creature

They see me rollin

They hatin

Patrollin they tryin to catch me ridin’ dirty

I’m gonna need bigger mousetraps…

This is doedicurus after one marajuana. Still think smoking the devils lettuce is a good idea?

I once found I had some honey and wanted to tame it I fed it honey but as I was feeding it it glitched and started walking backwards

I then named MICHAEL RATSON🕺

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me

Step 1. Tame a blue one. Step 2. Max it's level all on speed. Step 3.paint it's teeth a less repulsive color(optional) . Step 4. Name it sonic. Step 5. Put it on wandering and aggressive. Step 6. Unclaim it. Step 7. Struggle to hold back the laughter as your friends are killed by sonic. Step 8. Be assualted by your angry friends seeking revenge for being murdered by sonic. Step 9. Tell them it wasn't you. Step 10. Lead them to your "treasury" to "get replacements" for the things they lost to sonic and let them find out it is in fact the room you lured sonic to to kill them. Step 11. Get another sonic identical to the last but opposite gender breed the two sonics name the baby sonic rinse and repeat. Step 12. Make up for killing your friends by giving them each a baby sonic. Step 13. Open the original Sonic's inventory and take all of their stuff it stole. Step 14. Don't feel guilty and if they try the same on you then challenge them to a sonic battle. step 15. Lots of free stuff to use

scabbers on steroids be like

(upovte if you seen harry potter