What are some funny jokes or stories about the roll rat? Funny roll rat jokes submitted by ARK players.
Referring to the wrecking ball joke, there is legit a wrecking ball on its dossier lmao
Looks like the rat 🐀 I found last week
Guys, don’t panic, but I think someone fed Mickey Mouse some nuclear waste
Fallout 4 anyone? They look exactly the same
POV: your castroides was bitten by a meganuera and now has cancer stage god
What the rodent is this!!!
ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING OH
ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING
giga: nom nom
A castoroides fell into liquid element and started to think it’s a doedicurus...
The only thing it remembers from it’s past life is it’s ability to gather wood...
They came all the way from the far reaches of the fallout commonwealth and now have an eye for gems
The Castro in its teen years:
(A helpful tip should include more words)
There u go dodo dex,more words :/
OK who else thought that Gregor might be coming back BUT IN REAL LIFE name your pet one ripped 🐁🤣🤣
Seriously wildcard? How did we get here
First we got a wonderful dino survival game to gen 1-2 with just giant crack ass rat that steaks your heart and keeps gems in it's basement?
Rawr. CHEESE. Crawls across the floor laughing.
Wait my grandpa was in this game now
When u r rolling
Weeeeeeeeeeeeee aaaaaaaaaaa weeeeeeeee
this is why ark is better then anime ark>anime
NAKED MOLE 🐀.
Kinda looks like a mole rat from fallout... just saying
This looks like the naked mole rat (look it up if ya want to see what I mean if ya don’t know)
It looks like a moldy, naked, ugly, scaley, pig-ish, rat, mole!