Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the roll rat? Funny roll rat jokes submitted by ARK players.
I
Have
The
Best
Story
About
These
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Get it:
Rick Roll Rat
My brother) WOW LOOK! I FOUND A REALLY PRETTY THING! COME QUICK!
Me) ok fine wh- OH MY WORD ITS A NAKED MOLE RAT EWWW
Brother) oh please can we keep it? PLEEAS?
Me) fine.
12 days later
Me) Were’s all the honey for my sandwich?
Rat thingy) *sluuuuuurp*
Me) NAKED MOOOOLE RAAAAT!!!!!!!