Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the roll rat? Funny roll rat jokes submitted by ARK players.
My brother) WOW LOOK! I FOUND A REALLY PRETTY THING! COME QUICK!
Me) ok fine wh- OH MY WORD ITS A NAKED MOLE RAT EWWW
Brother) oh please can we keep it? PLEEAS?
Me) fine.
12 days later
Me) Were’s all the honey for my sandwich?
Rat thingy) *sluuuuuurp*
Me) NAKED MOOOOLE RAAAAT!!!!!!!
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