They see me rollin

They hatin

Patrollin they tryin to catch me ridin’ dirty

This is doedicurus after one marajuana. Still think smoking the devils lettuce is a good idea?

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me

Step 1. Tame a blue one. Step 2. Max it's level all on speed. Step 3.paint it's teeth a less repulsive color(optional) . Step 4. Name it sonic. Step 5. Put it on wandering and aggressive. Step 6. Unclaim it. Step 7. Struggle to hold back the laughter as your friends are killed by sonic. Step 8. Be assualted by your angry friends seeking revenge for being murdered by sonic. Step 9. Tell them it wasn't you. Step 10. Lead them to your "treasury" to "get replacements" for the things they lost to sonic and let them find out it is in fact the room you lured sonic to to kill them. Step 11. Get another sonic identical to the last but opposite gender breed the two sonics name the baby sonic rinse and repeat. Step 12. Make up for killing your friends by giving them each a baby sonic. Step 13. Open the original Sonic's inventory and take all of their stuff it stole. Step 14. Don't feel guilty and if they try the same on you then challenge them to a sonic battle. step 15. Lots of free stuff to use

scabbers on steroids be like

(upovte if you seen harry potter

Callin mine miley cyrus. I came in like a wrecking ball...

Are we not gonna talk about how these things drop cooked steak saute when they die? That's like finding KFC in a wild chicken

I put a lot of of movement speed into mine so I'm Rollin' around at the speed of sound

I’m gonna need bigger mousetraps…

Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist!