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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the rockwell? Funny rockwell jokes submitted by ARK players.
Rockwell in a Nutshell:
FlippityFloppityThisElementIsNowMyProperty
FlippityFloppityYourLivesAreNowMyProperty
FlippityFloppityThisCaveIsNowMyProperty
FlippityFloppityThisArkIsNowMyPropperty
FlippityFloppityThisSimulationIsNowMyProperty
FlippityFloppityThisRocketshipIsNowMyProperty
FlippityFloppityMyLifeIsNowYourProperty
Godzilla: ah,what a nice day! Radioactive sun just like I like!
Rockwell while Godzilla is saying that:oh great that lizard can go out and I have to stay here al alone. Gojira: I am back from death didn’t see the world from ages1955 till 2023! Rockwell:GET OUT OF HERE! Kumonga: gezora is that you? Gezora: bruh I’m right next to you how can I possibly be him? Kumonga,gojira and gezora: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Minilla:ahhhh! Dady Dady Dady! Rockwell:(smash)! Gojira Showa: did you realy just kill my son? Rockwell:YES I DID! All kaiju in aberration including ghidorah, mechagodzilla Showa and titanosaur :kill him(battle scream)! Get him GET HIM! Rockwell:oh fu-(dies)
All kaiju in aberration: never kill a kaiju again or we won’t go so easy on you!
Me being so stupid: LOADING… Rockwell:I’m going to kill you! Me being more stupid: DISCONECTED (shoot miself)! Rockwell: that was easy! Zilla: where’s the fish!?
Rockwell:oh no he wants to eat me because I look like squid. Zilla:(throws fire)! (Roars like the lizard he is) Rockwell: aaaaaah I’m burning!(dies because of burned)! Zilla: kids dinner is ready! Zilla babies:yayyyy! Food!
Can ghidorah defeat the dragon? YEAH! desert titan? YEAH!forest titan? YEAH! corrupted master? YEAH! Megapithecus? YEAH! Manticore? YEAH! even Rockwell? Ghidorah: actually uhhhhhh……….2000000years latter… YEAHHHHHH! Asker: then go defeat him for me and bring me his head. 10 seconds latter! Rockwell:AAAAH HEEELP IM GETTING KILLED! Helena: I’m sorry but you killed the whole tribe and did what u did:/. Asker: wow ghidorah you are op nobody could defeat him.
Godzilla earth:did I step on something like a squid? Rockwell:help me. Godzilla earth: wtf is that?!😨. Rockwell:how can you possibly be scared of me ur way too big! Godzilla earth:AAAAAH! Void ghidorah: AAAAAH WHAT IS THAT! Rockwell: (all my friends are toxic). Skull crawler: mmm that looks delicious. Rockwell: EXCUSE ME STOP BITTING MY TENTACLE! Skull crawler: I’m so sorry sir please don’t kill me😰😰😰! Rockwell: bruh :(
Interviewer:today we are going to interview the arks most deformed boss,Rockwell!
Rockwell:DAMN SHUT UP HAVE UOU NOT GOT A MIRROR
Interviewer:yes and I’m way more undeformed than you🤣
Rockwell:well at least I have more friends than you have
Interviewer:they are not as deformed as you lol!
King Titan and Helena :YOU DARE INSULT OUR FRIEND?!
Interviewer:interview is over bye bye
When you realise Rockwell is only half his body out of the element juice so he could be way bigger than king titan:HELP ME EXPLODE THIS THING BEFORE IT GETS OUT OF HERE IT IS STARTING TO GET WAY LORE AGGRESSIVE!*10 seconds later*💀your tribemate mr.raptor was killed💀
Me(ladi rex):DAMN THIS BREH JUST KILLED MY BRO BRUH.
💀your rocky(rockdrake)was killed by a Rockwell lvl1555💀
My Reaper:NO WAY THAT MF JUST KILL MY BROTHER FR
Me:revenge?
My reaper:YES
Me:*spawns lvl699999 dragon*
My Reaper:you didn’t have to cut me off(like max)
One eternity later:Your dragon(dragon)killed a Rockwell
Me and my reaper:BOOM YOU ARE DEAD😎😎😎
Rockwell:who is making so much noise I’m trying to sleep!
Me:you know who is making it?
Rockwell:nope.
Me:your mum.
Rockwell:SHUT YOUR F-CKING MOUTH UP!
Me:(BEING MORE TOXIC THAN THE MOST TOXIC PERSON IN THE WORLD)
Rockwell:bro! >:(
Me:F-ck of motherfreaker!
Rockwell:ur gonna die!
Madplodocus:what did I hear?
Rockwell:oh f-ck not you again!
Madplodocus:TIME TO DIE! (Kills Rockwell with his neck,teeth and tail like a belt)
Me:thanks ur here I saved my life!
Madplodocus: well since I’m your nightmare I protect you :).
Me:thanks budy!:)
Madplodocus:let’s go explore the caves?
Me:ok! 👌
Me:ah what a fine day for science!(grabs shampoo,soap,water and pencil points,and also some dishwasher soap) (mixes together) wow a green venom potion! Rockwell: venom? Give me! Me:ah s##t here We go again! Burning gojira: gotta fight! Destoroyah:heheheha! Come here goji, your existence ends here! Me: hey dest drink this it will make you stronger(mind laughing because it won’t)! Burning gojira: oh god pls no! Destoroyah:(drinks)I’m choking! This isn’t a strong potion it’s a poisonous potion! Rockwell: I better skip drinking this venom.
Mi worst nightmare:hello guys! Me: I thought you were just a dream , Madplodocus. Rockwell: ima kill both of you because you are so laud! Madplodocus:you will be dead in no time😈 tentacle man! Me:he has no chance against madplodocus…HA TOLD YA! Madplodocus:well, I gues I can make orange circles in my eyes while I sleep,and also turn into a zombie from plants vs zombies. Me:you are the strongest nightmare dude even he died horrorized!🤣 Rockwell:why am I in hell? Godzilla in hell:prepare to die again! Rockwell:oh fu- Godzilla in hell: that was too easy!
Minilla:jump and jump and jump and… where did I land? Why is this like a big uhh… thingie? Rockwell: PLEASE GET OF MY TENTACKLE! Minilla :aaaah! Dady Dady!help me! Kumonga:who is screaming? Minilla :not you! Kumonga:ha got ya!(blast) Rockwell:are they just fighting in public? Kumonga and minilla :none of your business Squidward!😡 Rockwell: 😢
Me:who are you?! Rockwell :a god. Godzilla: liar! Kong:who are you gezora but uglier? Ghidorah: he is even more weird than gigan. Gigan: ): Rockwell: shut up! Ghidorah:wanna fight?! Rockwell : …help me. Destoroyah: I have arrived! Godzilla junior: please don’t kill me again. Destoroyah: don’t worry I will fight the weirdo. Rockwell:oh no! Destoroyah: (BEAMS).Me: oh my(laughing) Rockwell:STOP LAUGHING! Me: gotta run!