Mi worst nightmare:hello guys! Me: I thought you were just a dream …
Mi worst nightmare:hello guys! Me: I thought you were just a dream , Madplodocus. Rockwell: ima kill both of you because you are so laud! Madplodocus:you will be dead in no time😈 tentacle man! Me:he has no chance against madplodocus…HA TOLD YA! Madplodocus:well, I gues I can make orange circles in my eyes while I sleep,and also turn into a zombie from plants vs zombies. Me:you are the strongest nightmare dude even he died horrorized!🤣 Rockwell:why am I in hell? Godzilla in hell:prepare to die again! Rockwell:oh fu- Godzilla in hell: that was too easy!
More Rockwell Funny Tips
Step 1: summon Rockwell
Step 2: absolutely pee your pants
Step 3: blood pressure and stress levels sky rocket higher than Kobe Bryant
Step 4: pause the game mid fight take a breath grab some food and water
Step5: question yourself
Step 6: pray to god that the ark devs don’t kill you from stress
Step 7: fight Rockwell
Step 9: finish Rockwell’s fight
Step 10: alt f4 or close the game
Step 11: delete the game
Step 12: tell your son about how much of a fun game this is and flashback to ptsd and trauma you have suffered from this game and watch your son go through the same stuff you have
Step 13: when you come back to the game (be honest yall we have all gone back to the game) repeat the process and watch yourself be more traumatised again
Step 14: repeat
I make this to make people Laugh
Btw Rockwell ant tameable unless you forcetame