Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Tips & Strategies

Rockwell:who is making so much noise I’m trying to sleep!
Me:you know who is making it?
Rockwell:nope.
Me:your mum.
Rockwell:SHUT YOUR F-CKING MOUTH UP!
Me:(BEING MORE TOXIC THAN THE MOST TOXIC PERSON IN THE WORLD)
Rockwell:bro! >:(
Me:F-ck of motherfreaker!
Rockwell:ur gonna die!
Madplodocus:what did I hear?
Rockwell:oh f-ck not you again!
Madplodocus:TIME TO DIE! (Kills Rockwell with his neck,teeth and tail like a belt)
Me:thanks ur here I saved my life!
Madplodocus: well since I’m your nightmare I protect you :).
Me:thanks budy!:)
Madplodocus:let’s go explore the caves?
Me:ok! 👌
More Rockwell Funny Tips
Step 1: summon Rockwell
Step 2: absolutely pee your pants
Step 3: blood pressure and stress levels sky rocket higher than Kobe Bryant
Step 4: pause the game mid fight take a breath grab some food and water
Step5: question yourself
Step 6: pray to god that the ark devs don’t kill you from stress
Step 7: fight Rockwell
Step 9: finish Rockwell’s fight
Step 10: alt f4 or close the game
Step 11: delete the game
Step 12: tell your son about how much of a fun game this is and flashback to ptsd and trauma you have suffered from this game and watch your son go through the same stuff you have
Step 13: when you come back to the game (be honest yall we have all gone back to the game) repeat the process and watch yourself be more traumatised again
Step 14: repeat
I make this to make people Laugh
Btw Rockwell ant tameable unless you forcetame