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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the rockwell? Funny rockwell jokes submitted by ARK players.
Interviewer:today we are going to interview the arks most deformed boss,Rockwell!
Rockwell:DAMN SHUT UP HAVE UOU NOT GOT A MIRROR
Interviewer:yes and I’m way more undeformed than you🤣
Rockwell:well at least I have more friends than you have
Interviewer:they are not as deformed as you lol!
King Titan and Helena :YOU DARE INSULT OUR FRIEND?!
Interviewer:interview is over bye bye
When you realise Rockwell is only half his body out of the element juice so he could be way bigger than king titan:HELP ME EXPLODE THIS THING BEFORE IT GETS OUT OF HERE IT IS STARTING TO GET WAY LORE AGGRESSIVE!*10 seconds later*💀your tribemate mr.raptor was killed💀
Me(ladi rex):DAMN THIS BREH JUST KILLED MY BRO BRUH.
💀your rocky(rockdrake)was killed by a Rockwell lvl1555💀
My Reaper:NO WAY THAT MF JUST KILL MY BROTHER FR
Me:revenge?
My reaper:YES
Me:*spawns lvl699999 dragon*
My Reaper:you didn’t have to cut me off(like max)
One eternity later:Your dragon(dragon)killed a Rockwell
Me and my reaper:BOOM YOU ARE DEAD😎😎😎
Godzilla: ah,what a nice day! Radioactive sun just like I like!
Rockwell while Godzilla is saying that:oh great that lizard can go out and I have to stay here al alone. Gojira: I am back from death didn’t see the world from ages1955 till 2023! Rockwell:GET OUT OF HERE! Kumonga: gezora is that you? Gezora: bruh I’m right next to you how can I possibly be him? Kumonga,gojira and gezora: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Minilla:ahhhh! Dady Dady Dady! Rockwell:(smash)! Gojira Showa: did you realy just kill my son? Rockwell:YES I DID! All kaiju in aberration including ghidorah, mechagodzilla Showa and titanosaur :kill him(battle scream)! Get him GET HIM! Rockwell:oh fu-(dies)
All kaiju in aberration: never kill a kaiju again or we won’t go so easy on you!