Step 1: summon Rockwell

Step 2: absolutely pee your pants

Step 3: blood pressure and stress levels sky rocket higher than Kobe Bryant

Step 4: pause the game mid fight take a breath grab some food and water

Step5: question yourself

Step 6: pray to god that the ark devs don’t kill you from stress

Step 7: fight Rockwell

Step 9: finish Rockwell’s fight

Step 10: alt f4 or close the game

Step 11: delete the game

Step 12: tell your son about how much of a fun game this is and flashback to ptsd and trauma you have suffered from this game and watch your son go through the same stuff you have

Step 13: when you come back to the game (be honest yall we have all gone back to the game) repeat the process and watch yourself be more traumatised again

Step 14: repeat

I make this to make people Laugh

Btw Rockwell ant tameable unless you forcetame

Why are you even in the taming section for Rockwell?

What would you want a pet Rockwell for?

ANSWER ME

The Best Way To Tame Rockwell

1. Rockwell has very low torpor tolerance. Attack it with a slingshot 2-4 times.

2. Next place Mejoberry, Azulberry, and others in its inventory.

3. Wait until it is tamed.

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It’s a passive mejoberry tame.

Ez tame just bring a slingshot knock it out and feed mejoberrys and he’s all yours

Me when I see Rockwell: Hey

Rockwell: YOUR SURVIVAL ENDS HERE!!! wait what r u doing in the console comman-?

Me: *spams forcetame*

Rockwell: HOW DARE U FORCETAME ME?!, I AM ROCKWELL, GOD OF THE ARKS!

Me: Shut up, ur names is Bob and we're having tacos later.

Apparently it is on ragnarok

Everyone like it so dodorex can see

Me after I defeat him: nice having a conversation with you, but I wish you would stop threatening me

Rockwell: I don’t think you get the entire point of the game

Real question is, why do your tentacles have genders?

Welp this is gonna be fun to see Edmund transform into this in the series:D jk I am petrified D: