Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Godzilla: ah,what a nice day! Radioactive sun just like I like!
Rockwell while Godzilla is saying that:oh great that lizard can go out and I have to stay here al alone. Gojira: I am back from death didn’t see the world from ages1955 till 2023! Rockwell:GET OUT OF HERE! Kumonga: gezora is that you? Gezora: bruh I’m right next to you how can I possibly be him? Kumonga,gojira and gezora: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Minilla:ahhhh! Dady Dady Dady! Rockwell:(smash)! Gojira Showa: did you realy just kill my son? Rockwell:YES I DID! All kaiju in aberration including ghidorah, mechagodzilla Showa and titanosaur :kill him(battle scream)! Get him GET HIM! Rockwell:oh fu-(dies)
All kaiju in aberration: never kill a kaiju again or we won’t go so easy on you!
More Rockwell Funny Tips
Step 1: summon Rockwell
Step 2: absolutely pee your pants
Step 3: blood pressure and stress levels sky rocket higher than Kobe Bryant
Step 4: pause the game mid fight take a breath grab some food and water
Step5: question yourself
Step 6: pray to god that the ark devs don’t kill you from stress
Step 7: fight Rockwell
Step 9: finish Rockwell’s fight
Step 10: alt f4 or close the game
Step 11: delete the game
Step 12: tell your son about how much of a fun game this is and flashback to ptsd and trauma you have suffered from this game and watch your son go through the same stuff you have
Step 13: when you come back to the game (be honest yall we have all gone back to the game) repeat the process and watch yourself be more traumatised again
Step 14: repeat
I make this to make people Laugh
Btw Rockwell ant tameable unless you forcetame