Ah. I wonder who named him.

Apparently it is on ragnarok

Everyone like it so dodorex can see

It’s a passive mejoberry tame.

Why are you even in the taming section for Rockwell?

What would you want a pet Rockwell for?

ANSWER ME

Step 1: summon Rockwell

Step 2: absolutely pee your pants

Step 3: blood pressure and stress levels sky rocket higher than Kobe Bryant

Step 4: pause the game mid fight take a breath grab some food and water

Step5: question yourself

Step 6: pray to god that the ark devs don’t kill you from stress

Step 7: fight Rockwell

Step 9: finish Rockwell’s fight

Step 10: alt f4 or close the game

Step 11: delete the game

Step 12: tell your son about how much of a fun game this is and flashback to ptsd and trauma you have suffered from this game and watch your son go through the same stuff you have

Step 13: when you come back to the game (be honest yall we have all gone back to the game) repeat the process and watch yourself be more traumatised again

Step 14: repeat

I make this to make people Laugh

Btw Rockwell ant tameable unless you forcetame

Ez tame just bring a slingshot knock it out and feed mejoberrys and he’s all yours

Real question is, why do your tentacles have genders?

First kill him then eat him he will be delicious and give you a lot of protein

Big drugged out meatball that would hurt you

Interviewer: Do you Rock?

Him: Well...

Hit it with fist it likes meat

Good luck survivors

When I first got into this guy, me: da fck is that

Me when I see Rockwell: Hey

Rockwell: YOUR SURVIVAL ENDS HERE!!! wait what r u doing in the console comman-?

Me: *spams forcetame*

Rockwell: HOW DARE U FORCETAME ME?!, I AM ROCKWELL, GOD OF THE ARKS!

Me: Shut up, ur names is Bob and we're having tacos later.

Play out of how my "fight" went on

Me: right i hope this isn't some random din...oh

Rockwell: I see your time will come to an end

(2seconds later)

Rockwell: why are you on the admin command bar wait wait I'm not sure you can tame me. I've been forcetamed whyyyyy

Me: now I have basically beaten you weird purple whatever you are meant to be

(Turns ark: survival evolved off and goes to eat like I'm the hero that everyone fears)

Kids this is why drugs are a bad thing to do

Best first tame just get your club and whack him 2 times and feed mejoberrys and there you go :)happy taming

Just get a couple of tintoberries, he’s an easy passive tame

Yeah just feed him berries n shi

Year 2021 and people still ask if this Rockwell is the same of the explore notes...

Now kids remember that santa gives you gifts when your good but if your bad this thing WILL come after yon

- chicken nugget council