Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Real question is, why do your tentacles have genders?
More Rockwell Funny Tips
I agree with the guy who said who would want a pet Rockwell
Step 1: summon Rockwell
Step 2: absolutely pee your pants
Step 3: blood pressure and stress levels sky rocket higher than Kobe Bryant
Step 4: pause the game mid fight take a breath grab some food and water
Step5: question yourself
Step 6: pray to god that the ark devs donβt kill you from stress
Step 7: fight Rockwell
Step 9: finish Rockwellβs fight
Step 10: alt f4 or close the game
Step 11: delete the game
Step 12: tell your son about how much of a fun game this is and flashback to ptsd and trauma you have suffered from this game and watch your son go through the same stuff you have
Step 13: when you come back to the game (be honest yall we have all gone back to the game) repeat the process and watch yourself be more traumatised again
Step 14: repeat
I make this to make people Laugh
Btw Rockwell ant tameable unless you forcetame
Why are you even in the taming section for Rockwell?
What would you want a pet Rockwell for?
ANSWER ME
Ez tame just bring a slingshot knock it out and feed mejoberrys and heβs all yours
Itβs a passive mejoberry tame.
Apparently it is on ragnarok
Everyone like it so dodorex can see
Me when I see Rockwell: Hey
Rockwell: YOUR SURVIVAL ENDS HERE!!! wait what r u doing in the console comman-?
Me: *spams forcetame*
Rockwell: HOW DARE U FORCETAME ME?!, I AM ROCKWELL, GOD OF THE ARKS!
Me: Shut up, ur names is Bob and we're having tacos later.
Welp this is gonna be fun to see Edmund transform into this in the series:D jk I am petrified D:
Force tame him
No really. Heβs good for gathering element (aka) crack