Ez tame just bring a slingshot knock it out and feed mejoberrys and he’s all yours
Rockwell
Rockwell is a boss in ARK: Aberration. Have a good strategy on how to battle Rockwell? Share a tip!
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Whant to be big and strong like this guy.
Just eat a bunch of element!
Its a great idea i promise.
Apparently it is on ragnarok
Everyone like it so dodorex can see
Why are you even in the taming section for Rockwell?
What would you want a pet Rockwell for?
ANSWER ME
Step 1: summon Rockwell
Step 2: absolutely pee your pants
Step 3: blood pressure and stress levels sky rocket higher than Kobe Bryant
Step 4: pause the game mid fight take a breath grab some food and water
Step5: question yourself
Step 6: pray to god that the ark devs…
Step 1: summon Rockwell
Step 2: absolutely pee your pants
Step 3: blood pressure and stress levels sky rocket higher than Kobe Bryant
Step 4: pause the game mid fight take a breath grab some food and water
Step5: question yourself
Step 6: pray to god that the ark devs don’t kill you from stress
Step 7: fight Rockwell
Step 9: finish Rockwell’s fight
Step 10: alt f4 or close the game
Step 11: delete the game
Step 12: tell your son about how much of a fun game this is and flashback to ptsd and trauma you have suffered from this game and watch your son go through the same stuff you have
Step 13: when you come back to the game (be honest yall we have all gone back to the game) repeat the process and watch yourself be more traumatised again
Step 14: repeat
I make this to make people Laugh
Btw Rockwell ant tameable unless you forcetame
Real question is, why do your tentacles have genders?
It’s a passive mejoberry tame.
Interviewer: Do you Rock?
Him: Well...
Hit it with fist it likes meat
Good luck survivors
Kids this is why drugs are a bad thing to do