My dad after waking up drunk at 3am

Helena(aka HLN): hello Rockwell, it’s been 5 years how are you doin- WHAT HAVE YOU BECOME???

Rockwell: element tastes good but isn’t very healthy.

Helena: noted, I’m gonna leave to go get attacked king Titan now bye.

It’s a passive mejoberry tame.

Apparently it is on ragnarok

Everyone like it so dodorex can see

I was ready to go in the arena to see an octopus I laughed reset brought a frog from island which I accidentally killed a squid with and Rockwell knew my frog so said

See you later I have a genesis ship to take over

And so I won with 2 seconds and a shocked frog

Rockwell in the past:OOOooooo what’s this weird gray-blue stuff.

10 years later

Rockwell: Mr.element, i don’t feel so good.

Rockwell now:(look at image)

Lesson learned, don’t eat alien artifacts that can make laser guns

Real question is, why do your tentacles have genders?

Rockwell Prime: I WILL DESTROY THAT DUMB SURVIVOR WHEN I GET A CHANCE!! But first some tea.

Shadowmane:What? You,the most powerful thing on the ship, want tea?

Rockwell Prime:Oh yes. A British needs his tea.

Shadowmane:(🤦‍♂️)

He’s not a mutant, he’s a vampire and I have proof! The entire fight he goes bleh blah blah. 😂