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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the rockwell? Funny rockwell jokes submitted by ARK players.
LET HIM COOK ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ.
What have they done with Rockwell
True sigma ssssssssiiiiiiiiiigggggggmmmmmmmaaaaaaaa
How to summon:
-Step one: obtain the Necronomicon of the mad Arab, Abdul Alhazred
-Step two: find a suitable location and draw several symbols from the book
-Step three: prepare a sacrifice, a shinehorn or ovis will do, it is better if you use a tribemate though
-Step four: chant: Iรค, Iรค, Cthulhu fhtagn! Phโnglui mglwโnafh Cthulhu Rโlyeh wgahโnagl fhtagn! (Best done with a crowd of other people, all wearing ritual robes and masks)
Oh hang on, thatโs not what youโre meant to doโฆ well, too late now, you have summoned Cthulhu and destroyed reality. Hope this was helpful ;)
*Disappears through a portal into a different reality*
How to tame:
Find one
Next step is piss ur pants
Then last one is FEED HIM YOUR SOUL
Why doesn't he look like a ferox tho
I went into the Rockwell fight and I did one things I killed one tentacle and it had a GENDER. Why does it have a gender!?
Rockwell is a evil rotten turnip that became that monster after being left in the garden of poop too long ๐ฉ
The ending cutscene for genesis part two made me cry for an HOUR and THIRTY MINUTES!!!! THATS A NEW RECORD!!!! I just searched it up and looked at it since I couldnโt get genesis. ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Tinaโฆ sad sad sadโฆ
When a rock goes into a well and came out he will be like this.๐คฃ๐คฃ
i think he is working for squid game thats why the soilders wear masks
What if Rockwell was tame able ๐ค
Main reason of trolling in ARK
Dam bro he gone ugly to robot to absolute weirdo creep
Edmund Rockwell: Ayo this edminium aint sh-
Gamma, Alpha, Beta, now all we're missing is Delta and BOOM. You have all 4 quadrants from Star Trek.
Lol. Say #StarTrek if you are responding to this or u like Star Trek
Again lol
Bring a club/sling or tranq bow and u should be able to tame it. Its a herbivore so make sure to bring some berries and rockarrots.
Basically a combination of a troodon and a tusoteuthis tame, but use anime girls instead of dinos as offerings!
Iโll go throw myself in the garbage now.
How to kill it... spawn a king titan am I right
Wassup
U can stop now
I ment scroll up u idiotic monkey
Wow stranger danger
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Why must u impact my life in such a distinct and horrid way u monsterus man of doom
Why????๐ข