Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
I'll tell you the story of ARK:
There were 2 alone people in A island with dinosaurs they met a scientist and his name was doctor Rockwell he killed and raided people he got element he ate it and became a scary Rockwell and he gave both of them a little obelisk part and pushed them to the island once there were there they saw a dodo they tooked that dodo to the mountains there was a giga there he bite the dodo and the dodo became a doodorex he bited helena Walker and she became a overseer the last person was Pete he knew that rock well will kill his sister and then he defeated overseer then came to Rockwell and then defeated him Pete said any last words he said that my brother KING titan will destroy him he thought about going into the world he tamed his servants he defeated king titan and he had a M.O.M.I and then he created meks and created a megameck and destroyed the ark and his sister helena came back for him and when rockwell was defeated he became a human again.
THE END.
More Rockwell Funny Tips
Ah. I wonder who named him.
Apparently it is on ragnarok
Everyone like it so dodorex can see
Itβs a passive mejoberry tame.
Why are you even in the taming section for Rockwell?
What would you want a pet Rockwell for?
ANSWER ME
Step 1: summon Rockwell
Step 2: absolutely pee your pants
Step 3: blood pressure and stress levels sky rocket higher than Kobe Bryant
Step 4: pause the game mid fight take a breath grab some food and water
Step5: question yourself
Step 6: pray to god that the ark devs donβt kill you from stress
Step 7: fight Rockwell
Step 9: finish Rockwellβs fight
Step 10: alt f4 or close the game
Step 11: delete the game
Step 12: tell your son about how much of a fun game this is and flashback to ptsd and trauma you have suffered from this game and watch your son go through the same stuff you have
Step 13: when you come back to the game (be honest yall we have all gone back to the game) repeat the process and watch yourself be more traumatised again
Step 14: repeat
I make this to make people Laugh
Btw Rockwell ant tameable unless you forcetame
Ez tame just bring a slingshot knock it out and feed mejoberrys and heβs all yours
Real question is, why do your tentacles have genders?
First kill him then eat him he will be delicious and give you a lot of protein
Big drugged out meatball that would hurt you
Interviewer: Do you Rock?
Him: Well...