Ah. I wonder who named him.

I figured out why Rockwell is so hostile!

WE FARM HIS SIBLINGS

P.O.V, HLNA "surviver where were you" me "I was doing stuff" HLNA "I'm stuff" (HLNA some how smirks) me "HLNA NOOOOOO" Rockwell " you did a robot"

Have You Get Annoyed When He Keeps Yapping?

He Introducing Himself

For 1 Years

He Speaks

When You Touch Him

It would be scary if Mei Yin Li turned into one of these steroid freaks

What Edmund saw before he got boomed in Gen 2: THINK FAST CHUCKLE NUTS!

Is it just me…or is Rockwell one of the stupidest characters/survivors in Ark lore. Prove me wrong!

So the tek tribe in the lore brought a nuke to oversere fight 😁😁

So now we have to fight this mf to get of aberation

So not fare we could have another overseer(except on the island but tek tribe says no 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

Your not getting any 🤣🤣🤣

Me on geniuses part two: I should dress as a red blood cell to enter Rockwell but it HAS to be realistic

My Giga:Sure but he is far from normal human

Me:it will be fine

Enters Rockwell noticed

Rockwell:WHAT TYPE OF RED BLOOD CELL IS THIS

Me:… ummm did you buy green tea?

Rockwell:Yes

Giant pancake appears

Me and Rockwell:…

Everything else:…

Ummm is this a…

Plates of pancakes appear in front of everything on the ship in the top tier then a small tribal war brakes because of pancakes

Why does he look so ugly and why did he turn his self into a monster

Bro is so chill tho

(Need more words)

Rockwell used tail wag overseer used destroy

If you’re going to tame Rockwell make sure you bring darts

People say I have a crush on him, you probably know why.

Oh my gosh it’s Albert Einstein

You bloody killed me! (British accent)

LET HIM COOK 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️.

What have they done with Rockwell

True sigma ssssssssiiiiiiiiiigggggggmmmmmmmaaaaaaaa

How to summon:

-Step one: obtain the Necronomicon of the mad Arab, Abdul Alhazred

-Step two: find a suitable location and draw several symbols from the book

-Step three: prepare a sacrifice, a shinehorn or ovis will do, it is better if you use a tribemate though

-Step four: chant: Iä, Iä, Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn! (Best done with a crowd of other people, all wearing ritual robes and masks)

Oh hang on, that’s not what you’re meant to do… well, too late now, you have summoned Cthulhu and destroyed reality. Hope this was helpful ;)

*Disappears through a portal into a different reality*