Guys? I'm wondering, how did THESE PEOPLE GET LIKE, 150 NOTES AROUND LIKE, 162843 METERS OF LAND. That's what I'm wondering. 🧾🦖

Why are you even in the taming section for Rockwell?

What would you want a pet Rockwell for?

ANSWER ME

Step 1: summon Rockwell

Step 2: absolutely pee your pants

Step 3: blood pressure and stress levels sky rocket higher than Kobe Bryant

Step 4: pause the game mid fight take a breath grab some food and water

Step5: question yourself

Step 6: pray to god that the ark devs don’t kill you from stress

Step 7: fight Rockwell

Step 9: finish Rockwell’s fight

Step 10: alt f4 or close the game

Step 11: delete the game

Step 12: tell your son about how much of a fun game this is and flashback to ptsd and trauma you have suffered from this game and watch your son go through the same stuff you have

Step 13: when you come back to the game (be honest yall we have all gone back to the game) repeat the process and watch yourself be more traumatised again

Step 14: repeat

I make this to make people Laugh

Btw Rockwell ant tameable unless you forcetame

It’s a passive mejoberry tame.

Apparently it is on ragnarok

Everyone like it so dodorex can see

Ez tame just bring a slingshot knock it out and feed mejoberrys and he’s all yours

Real question is, why do your tentacles have genders?

Me when I see Rockwell: Hey

Rockwell: YOUR SURVIVAL ENDS HERE!!! wait what r u doing in the console comman-?

Me: *spams forcetame*

Rockwell: HOW DARE U FORCETAME ME?!, I AM ROCKWELL, GOD OF THE ARKS!

Me: Shut up, ur names is Bob and we're having tacos later.

Interviewer: Do you Rock?

Him: Well...

Hit it with fist it likes meat

Good luck survivors