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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rock drake? Funny rock drake jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was just gathering some resources with my raptor called Francisco it came out of nowhere I never screamed so hard and loud after I was flung of the edge of the cliff only seeing that shadow of that thing Francisco left me still in the cave
Always wanted one, never got one.
Come and get your Overpowered lizard. This lizard can CLIMB WALLS GLIDE AND EVEN TURN INVISIBLE.Youโll have a great time messing around raiding bases and more on this rock drake.Come get your over powered lizard. Have a good time in your new rock drake!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me:ok argy wait here I will get the egg you wait here
Argy:hey look behind you
Me:why?
THERE IS A FREAKING CREATURE BIHIND YOU!!!
:human was killed by rock drake lvl 150
:your argy lvl 89 was killed by rock drake
Microraptor on steroids.
Mobile players. Stops trying to evolve and get a rock drake. No madder how much you say please, the arks wonโt allow it. No matter how much you say โUp if you think they should be on mobile!โ They wonโt do it. Why? THESE ARENT THE PEOPLE WHO MADE ARK MOBILE!!
Now you see him, now you donโt, now your dead
I was trying to find an ankylosaur in the blue forest, and 2 of them killed me. Had to restart the world. That on top of having the nameless on you make for a bad combination. I WAS ONLY TRYING TO GET METAL EASIER! Dang.
You were killed by some air... lvl dafuq
1.find the egg 2. Run with the egg 3. Let them eat your pet and runs until heโs right behind you๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
When the land is soaked in blood and tears the drakets will come
When the war has lasted 20 years the drakets will come
Find the drake egg of deepest blue, scales of night shall come to you
The largest egg in mountain hi go will give you the scales of sky
Find the egg the color of drake blood hidden alone from the rival queens the sand egg awaits unseen
Of three queens who blister, blaze and burn
Two shall die and one shall learn
If she bows to a fait thatโs stronger and higher sheโll have the power of scales of fire
5 drakets to hatch on brightest night to end the fightโฆ
The Rock Drake looks like the Boga from Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith.
You stole an egg now you dead because we multiply to 4000 then murder you and everything you love
If you on fjordur this is da story, Once upon a time a Mae wing was walking along and say a good looking feathered raptor. She said hi. 5 years later. They had a egg. Everybodymade fun so they hid it. They found a cave with portals and went into one. They found a cave in a purple forest and put it in there. The Mae wing went into another portal to explore. The deino (feathered raptor) didn't know which portal she went in. He went into the ice portal. They never say one anthor again. The drake grow up with a female twin. The male gets bonking the head and forgets there siblings...
What a beautiful day to explore some caves๐ let's go my tribemate. Whoa what's that peakok thing over there? What do you mean, I dont see anything. That thing looks beautiful! Let's go check it out. I wonder how you tame it. Whoa what a pretty rock. Let's harvest it and go home. This is simple it just says pick up. Uhh dude that says pick up EGG!!! ........ we enjoyed thos 3 seconds of having a rock drake egg..
Knock off flyer Still looks cool
Itโs a super easy tame you have to steal dababy
The thing Obi Wan rode in Revenge of the Sith
An Upgraded dienoychus on all fours
Why do they always dance for goodness sake they have better things to do