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What are some funny jokes or stories about the rhyniognatha? Funny rhyniognatha jokes submitted by ARK players.
Just encountered one of these for the first time. I saw some massive bug wings in amongst a bunch of dinosaurs, pulled out the spyglass and found out what it was. Level 12 Rhyniognatha. Immediately paused the game, as it looked scary, and went to dododex to learn about it the easy way, not the horror movie way (hey, there's something that seems extremely dangerous, let's go check it out).
Upon hearing that it is basically a sky giga, and that they have been known to take out high-level Argys, I booked it out of there as fast as I could, only looking back in camera mode so as not to stop moving. Am now too scared to go anywhere near the swamps.
Survivor: I’m sorry carchar your gonna die I impregnated you with a Rhyniognatha larvae
Carchar: what!?! Oh well I had a good run.. can I have some things before I go?
Survivor: of course it’s the least I can do, what do you want?
Carchar: umm hmm my own species eggs, battle tartar, a golden egg, some absorbent substrate and.. hmm gasoline.
Survivor: wait gasoline?.. why..
Carchar: I always wondered what it tastes like
Survivor: oh..kay.. umm but I don’t have a golden egg
Carchar: WHAT!! OH GUESS ILL JUST MAKE YOUR BABY WEAKER WITH MY STOMACH ACID HAHAHAHAHAHAAA
survivor: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Your carchar lvl 300 was killed by Rhyniognatha lvl >80<
Survivor: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I’m so tired,like why can’t wildcard make 3 creatures each year? Like,I understand that it’s a lot of work but like,I don’t like that they are only adding one creature per year,I want something to change for once,like imagine if the Razana,rhynognatha and the bastion beetle and other creatures,wouldn’t you agree?