Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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Survivor: Iโm sorry carchar your gonna die I impregnated you with a Rhyniognatha larvae
Carchar: what!?! Oh well I had a good run.. can I have some things before I go?
Survivor: of course itโs the least I can do, what do you want?
Carchar: umm hmm my own species eggs, battle tartar, a golden egg, some absorbent substrate and.. hmm gasoline.
Survivor: wait gasoline?.. why..
Carchar: I always wondered what it tastes like
Survivor: oh..kay.. umm but I donโt have a golden egg
Carchar: WHAT!! OH GUESS ILL JUST MAKE YOUR BABY WEAKER WITH MY STOMACH ACID HAHAHAHAHAHAAA
survivor: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Your carchar lvl 300 was killed by Rhyniognatha lvl >80<
Survivor: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
