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Jokes and funny moments about the Rhyniognatha from ARK players.

Devs: ahh dont worry they are rare

Me: on south one seeing 4 of them surrounding me and my little dodo

This thing will eat your family your dinos and your feet depending how hungry it is and it hast to impregnate you to tame it ewww

Thought I outran the big bug just for it to appear behind my pt when I turned around to look

this mf is not letting me transport my anky and deodi to my base, IT'S LITERALLY DOING MILITARY TACTICS TO MAKE MY PLAYTHROUGH AS HELL AS POSSIBLE

I finally got ait to lay egg in my sacrificial trike and the first thing this baby craves is Element!

Like, baby, are you kidding? Oh you gonna choke on berries

How to tame Rhyniognatha:

First fly Australia (where you think you will giant bug)

Second get some pesticides

Third spray it will became unconscious

Forth do the fortnite emote

That how you tame Rhyniognatha

Watch wildcard add it then make it the same size as a meganeura

The arks: hey Australia can we take that *points at Rhynio*

Australia: yoo ark yeah you can it’s been a pain

The arks: thanks bro I owe you one

The survivors: 🎶I’m dead, I’m dead you know it🎶

I thought they were adding real creatures not the demons from ohio.

Ark logic: you have to kill a guy rhyno to get a pheromone, then you feed the "Mating gland" pheromone to your favorite pet bronto or giga, then almost kill a mom one and watch as it "Reproduces" in it and your pet requests Gas, Element, or sweet vegetable…

the one bug that will grant you entomophobia (fear of...well...bugs)

Fun fact! Mfs might say oh these guys are rare but if you go into the flipping redwoods like me you 100 percent gonna get agro from the male rynothignia but the second bit I lost my giga when it got impregnated.

Salute to Timothy the giga he will always be remembered…

Whenever I see these things killing poor creatures that can’t stand up to it I always go with revenge and destroy it with carcharadontosaurus and obliterate these

I haven’t even seen the thing in game yet but I’m scared of it

My rex (juvenile): dad?

Me: yes?

Rex: will i have a kid if i grow up?

Me: maybe.

Rex (adult): [sees a male rhyno and k*** it]

Rex: ohh? What's this? Is lunch?

Rex: [eats]

Me: R U K Rex?

Rex: umm, yes.

Me: [sees female rhyno]

Rhyno: "sniff sniff", you…

If you See One of these demons, Follow this simple steps:

1-Fly away

2-Fly away faster

3-Dont look back

4-Keep flying

5-Find some rexes lvl 150

6-Tame them

7-level up 100 levels

8-Kill The Flying Demon

Bro these things have taken three of my pteras and like 37 survivors😭😭 these things suck and they r faster than like any other Dino tooooo so they js seek you out like an Apache attack helicopter

Me: Dave, go kill that bug.

Dave my ferox: My patience is as limited as this Element, I am not going near that thing.

Dev1: ark is boring now lets add something

Dev2: how about a butterfly?

Dev4: he just said it’s boring

Dev3: how about its giant

Dev1: and shoots rockets from its butt

Dev3: and walks on water

Dev2: touching gum: eew sticky

Dev1: yea itle be a gross tame like a…