One day I decided I was going to got to swamp and do some exploring with my cargo raft. However when I got somewhere close to the red wood I heard a helicopter noise this firghtend me sooo bad so I armed my ballista thinking I could take out this strange thing when it came out of the red woods I freaked out so I fired the bolt it did NOTHING!!! It just kept coming so I hid in my raft thinking I was safe in it THAT JOKER TOAR THROUGH IT LIKE A CARDBOARD BOX SO I HAD TO RUN FOR MY EVERLOVING LIFE!!! So I had to run back to my base and get my ironclad come back to swamp and feed it some lead never go to swamp with a light cargo raft RIP USS WATERSTRIDER

I think level 1 giga can easily take level 100 5 rhynio

And I think they suck killing them is a war and after impregnating your dino keeping them alive is torture

Everyone: “oh the (insert creature name here) should have one!!! Everyone’s so stupid for not picking the creature I wanted”

Me an intellectual: “Out of all the tames the rhyniognatha was the best by far, you’re just salty your bad pick didn’t win, just be glad we didn’t get yet another crocodile.

It is very faniy

My favourite animal

Then that animal si super

Roses are red violets are blue get over here so I can f**k you.

Helikopter helikopter

More words

Big Motha-Bugger

Or

Trucka-Bug

If u want fun don’t get this Dino it’s a horrible thing

Taming a gigs is better than this nuclear abomination

Literally the same thing as a milliary grade helicopter but buggy

Rhynio Rhynio Rhynio

GOD MODE ACTIVATED RAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Tee hee

What is this Ohio 🗿bug,

A helpful tip should touch your balls - me aka me

If you want to tame this just give up.

Person: You know when you are trying to tame a useful or overpowered Dino and you can’t find it.

Me: Yeah like the Gigas and Carchar.

Person: Exactly! Well I was trying to find a rhyn…

Me: Rhynoganthas are not rare!!! I got killed by five earlier.

Person: I still have not found even one!!!

Me: Because you are playing Evolved. The one major advantage over ascended is that these don’t exist in evolved!

Almost everybody knows this person…

It is a peace of sh it and do not tame this

A classic case of “ the boss when I fight him😈😈😈 versus the boss when I unlock him as a playable character 😜🤪😜”

I finally got one and a carch killed him in the first ten minutes

Bruh my parasaur die by this fu**ing bug

Rhyniognatha: hello Me: uh oh Rhyniognatha: time for dinner Me: oof

Please don’t report this but these shits are very annoying cause I am minding my business and this thing attacked me in redwoods also it killed my pteranodon and tek parasaur