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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rhyniognatha? Funny rhyniognatha jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -2 · Answer 1 · 2026-02-09T17:53:12+00:00

It is a peace of sh it and do not tame this

score -9 · Answer 2 · 2023-05-17T21:25:57+00:00

What is this Ohio 🗿bug,

A helpful tip should touch your balls - me aka me

score -3 · Answer 3 · 2025-10-13T16:51:06+00:00

Person: You know when you are trying to tame a useful or overpowered Dino and you can’t find it.

Me: Yeah like the Gigas and Carchar.

Person: Exactly! Well I was trying to find a rhyn…

Me: Rhynoganthas are not rare!!! I got killed by five earlier.

Person: I still have not found even one!!!

Me: Because you are playing Evolved. The one major advantage over ascended is that these don’t exist in evolved!

Almost everybody knows this person…

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2026-02-23T04:38:19+00:00

I finally got one and a carch killed him in the first ten minutes

score -4 · Answer 5 · 2025-09-05T19:38:00+00:00

A classic case of “ the boss when I fight him😈😈😈 versus the boss when I unlock him as a playable character 😜🤪😜”

score -6 · Answer 6 · 2025-06-27T04:14:02+00:00

Bruh my parasaur die by this fu**ing bug

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2026-04-21T02:03:20+00:00

If you want go to redwood without encountering rhynio on way just follow the river near herbivore island

score -4 · Answer 8 · 2026-01-02T01:13:29+00:00

Rhyniognatha: hello Me: uh oh Rhyniognatha: time for dinner Me: oof

score -9 · Answer 9 · 2025-06-27T09:43:17+00:00

Please don’t report this but these shits are very annoying cause I am minding my business and this thing attacked me in redwoods also it killed my pteranodon and tek parasaur