I don’t remember these in shrek swamp maybe my eyesight is bad

When you piss off momma mosquito…

This is legitimately just and buffed wyvern and turned into a bug CAUSE WE TOTALLY NEED MORE BUGS

Australia wife: there’s a bug husband:ok :bug hi wife: u can have the house husband it’s just a roach get the raid rynio ok wanna play LeTs

PlAy sorry I can’t do an Australian accent

I was just about to go into the mountains with my Pteranodon to tame an Argentavis, when suddenly it was behind me, attacked me, and my Pteranodon died just like me. After that, I couldn't find my body, and that ruined my whole evening.

When you tame one ya go to da GWIDDY(griddy)

Yo, IS THAT A B12 BOMBER!

My friend yeah it is.

Kills me and my friend

I hate these guys so mutch I put Dino resistance to max and player resistance to 0 and Dino dmg to 0 and player dmg to max so I don't take dmg and I use a mastercraft crossbow and kill them

I have 2 pheromones

Is a big boi bug

Good but big bad bug

I want to see a pvp pro get one, and then all of his friends get on a diplo, AND THEN they pick it up, all of them have guns, and they fly to an enemy base…

It is a reaper that flys in the sky. 🍆💦

Normal days in Australia be like… 😳

Appache Helicopter that can turn into a Fighter Jet…..Pick up a Diplo with 10 People on it with Miniguns and then u got a Full out Gunship

Blud called me a bozo so I unplatformed his tree

Ok, guys enough with “Average AUSIE BUG”! This is coming from a Australian, and yes, we do have a few thing similar to stuff in ark, but not all of it, there’s still safe stuff!

How I explain all bugs to my parents

These things will fly up to you clap you until you die

These things will beat the heck outta you then fly away and heal themselves just to snipe you

Devs, griffins in ark mobile are dangerous, put them in the mountains and they can come onto the beach but make that rare and only in the north. Afterall, they have high health and damage, and can dive bomb. Devs in USE: yes put them all over the swamp, make them dangerously close to south zone 1. After all, it only has high health and high damage. Not to mention sticky acid and damage resistance. Oh and a little bit of insane speed.

Me on my space whale

Sees this mf that can pick up a Rex

Zoolander meme