Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rhyniognatha? Funny rhyniognatha jokes submitted by ARK players.
Mrleave joined the game
Tando2 joined the game
Mrleave-Ayo since when did the add meganuras older brother?
Tando2-Bruh what
Mrleave- it’s just flying around that swamp over there
Tando2- I don’t se- ITS AGRO
Mrleave-Oh god
Tando2-ITS HEADING STRAIGHT FOR US
Tando2 died
Tando2 left the server
Mrleave died
Your tickle tipson (therizinosaur) lvl 180 was killed by rhyniogotha lvl 180
So, to tame these guys you have to kill a male and get it's fermone. Then you have to feed your animal with it and find a female. Then the female will brutally **** your animal until the animal is almost dead. Then you have to wait until the little rhyniognatha will be ready get out of your animal, just like Alien. Meanwhile you have to have to feed your animal super crazy foods, no matter if it's herbivore or carnivore, so the animal is pregnant. When the baby is ready it will get out of animal's body and it will consume it.
Wildcard... WHAT IN HELL!!!!!
When you see one it looks at you like I want to lay eggs inside of you and it does your favorite dinosaur and you be like the the heck you do that for yo xenomorph instinct thing and it’s to late the instinct chest barster burst out of your dinosaur but at least you got a new dinosaur