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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rhyniognatha? Funny rhyniognatha jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2025-07-14T03:24:52+00:00

POV taming be like: A SOLE FOR A SOLE

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2023-07-22T07:40:19+00:00

If your mate in a server thinks of stupid ways to get this new bug then up this if your mate does the same thing what my mate does

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2023-07-21T01:35:40+00:00

Not kidding I just found three Amargasaurus at the top of the volcano on lost island sitting there then they died like how did they get in there

-ketchup

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2023-06-25T05:11:01+00:00

Yuty: i can scare everything!

Giga: are u sure about dat?

Rhynio: jokes on u i can scare yuty

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2023-06-22T21:33:10+00:00

Roses are red violets are blue you can’t run from me I will find you

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2023-06-05T10:39:24+00:00

My friend used the bomb and glitched me and it was like I was super glued to the house we built for like 13 minutes

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2023-06-04T03:45:30+00:00

The fact that the hardest parts of these guys are the cravings and the saddle level but how easy it is to get and how op it is make it possibly the best creature in the game

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2023-06-03T20:42:35+00:00

Just normaly just exploring then suddenly a creature come out of nowhere who name is like cat silped on keyboard apear and you were in shock and wondering when does island have Australia creatures (also know as lost island) and on giga because giga starting raging then ohio final boss and fly to Australia

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2023-04-15T12:15:33+00:00

Microraptor- we fight to the death

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2023-03-06T14:23:25+00:00

Why do I feel like this is going to end up being a shoulder pet

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2023-03-04T22:27:00+00:00

Butterfly from hell haha magmasour lunch?

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2023-02-26T02:50:11+00:00

Even more bugs were gonna have to deal with now

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2024-04-03T22:17:00+00:00

I don’t remember these in shrek swamp maybe my eyesight is bad

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2023-02-24T19:22:16+00:00

IM THE BIGGEST BUG (bird) IM THE BIGGEST BUG

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2025-05-08T13:49:52+00:00

Australia wife: there’s a bug husband:ok :bug hi wife: u can have the house husband it’s just a roach get the raid rynio ok wanna play LeTs

PlAy sorry I can’t do an Australian accent

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2025-04-30T20:41:48+00:00

I was just about to go into the mountains with my Pteranodon to tame an Argentavis, when suddenly it was behind me, attacked me, and my Pteranodon died just like me. After that, I couldn't find my body, and that ruined my whole evening.

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2024-01-10T21:29:08+00:00

When you piss off momma mosquito…

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2025-04-07T23:07:34+00:00

Yo, IS THAT A B12 BOMBER!

My friend yeah it is.

Kills me and my friend

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2025-04-05T03:58:45+00:00

I hate these guys so mutch I put Dino resistance to max and player resistance to 0 and Dino dmg to 0 and player dmg to max so I don't take dmg and I use a mastercraft crossbow and kill them

I have 2 pheromones

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2023-12-12T00:19:23+00:00

This is legitimately just and buffed wyvern and turned into a bug CAUSE WE TOTALLY NEED MORE BUGS