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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rhyniognatha? Funny rhyniognatha jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2 · Answer 1 · 2023-04-15T12:15:33+00:00

Microraptor- we fight to the death

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2025-05-08T13:49:52+00:00

Australia wife: there’s a bug husband:ok :bug hi wife: u can have the house husband it’s just a roach get the raid rynio ok wanna play LeTs

PlAy sorry I can’t do an Australian accent

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2025-04-30T20:41:48+00:00

I was just about to go into the mountains with my Pteranodon to tame an Argentavis, when suddenly it was behind me, attacked me, and my Pteranodon died just like me. After that, I couldn't find my body, and that ruined my whole evening.

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2024-04-03T22:17:00+00:00

I don’t remember these in shrek swamp maybe my eyesight is bad

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2023-03-06T14:23:25+00:00

Why do I feel like this is going to end up being a shoulder pet

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2023-03-04T22:27:00+00:00

Butterfly from hell haha magmasour lunch?

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2023-02-26T02:50:11+00:00

Even more bugs were gonna have to deal with now

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2023-02-24T19:22:16+00:00

IM THE BIGGEST BUG (bird) IM THE BIGGEST BUG

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2025-04-07T23:07:34+00:00

Yo, IS THAT A B12 BOMBER!

My friend yeah it is.

Kills me and my friend

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2025-04-05T03:58:45+00:00

I hate these guys so mutch I put Dino resistance to max and player resistance to 0 and Dino dmg to 0 and player dmg to max so I don't take dmg and I use a mastercraft crossbow and kill them

I have 2 pheromones

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2024-01-10T21:29:08+00:00

When you piss off momma mosquito…

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2025-03-02T16:11:44+00:00

It is a reaper that flys in the sky. 🍆💦

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2023-12-12T00:19:23+00:00

This is legitimately just and buffed wyvern and turned into a bug CAUSE WE TOTALLY NEED MORE BUGS

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2023-10-17T13:44:15+00:00

When you tame one ya go to da GWIDDY(griddy)

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2025-01-25T02:17:49+00:00

These things will beat the heck outta you then fly away and heal themselves just to snipe you

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2025-01-16T07:22:13+00:00

Devs, griffins in ark mobile are dangerous, put them in the mountains and they can come onto the beach but make that rare and only in the north. Afterall, they have high health and damage, and can dive bomb. Devs in USE: yes put them all over the swamp, make them dangerously close to south zone 1. After all, it only has high health and high damage. Not to mention sticky acid and damage resistance. Oh and a little bit of insane speed.

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2023-09-10T19:06:45+00:00

Is a big boi bug

Good but big bad bug

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2023-08-31T00:05:49+00:00

I want to see a pvp pro get one, and then all of his friends get on a diplo, AND THEN they pick it up, all of them have guns, and they fly to an enemy base…

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2025-01-10T22:55:35+00:00

Bruh first time playing ark mobile never see this bug level 110 female attacked me and sent me to the heaven before going I too knocked it unconscious and went back and didn't know the process thinking it's passive tame after reading tips feels like a task

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2025-01-07T23:32:05+00:00

They took the part from alien were it pops out of you except it’s your Dino rip ark player who have died not real you deserved it probably judgement has come