Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
I'm so rich on ark but the only thing I don't have is a giga Rex and a Spino so I got all my allergy to go find one of those and I succeeded I found a spino max level......q but I forgot to Bring Tranq arrows so I went to go get my Trank arrows and the spino was gone 😡😡😡🍖🍖 It was killed by an allo
I don’t know how or why, but the Rex I hatched a few days ago came out with stats night and day better than either parent, like from 1,000 Healy each to 4,000 with him, 450% melee dmg, and 250% move speed. He has a mutation count of zero and is an angry, unstoppable wall of meat. My tribe has taken to calling him “The angel of Death” and they’re not entirely wrong, he’s terrifying
I was in the volcano region of lost island, minding my own business when suddenly two rexes came upon me. I got on my ptera and flew across the lava a few times, and they still followed me. Stop in the middle of lava on a rock, they chase me, and that’s when I get an idea
I keep them following me, resting occasionally, and eventually the two rexes cooked themselves into primordial chicken nuggets and gave me four free t-Rex arms.