Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
I heard the bellows of terror behind me,shortly following this I heard a loud thud,I turned and saw that my stegosaurus had fallen,but as my loyal friend fell I saw what I had dreaded most.
A tyrannosaurus rex.
Lifting its blood covered snout,it stared right at me.
My heart raced as I took out a cryopod,throwing it,releasing a spinosaurus,tears rushing down my cheeks.
The titans faced off,my spinosaurus letting out its horrifying screechest as the rex charged forward,the titans started their fighthe, but I quickly realised my spinosaurus was losing the battle,as the two were blending heavily,this attracted unwanted attention.
A pack of Dilophosaurus tore into my back,but,I quickly pulled out a grenade,pulling the pin and running,looking behind me to see blood flying into the air along with limbs.
I was quickly reminded of the chaos behind me,as I heard another loud thud.
My spino was nearly dead...No,I couldn't let this thing die,I pulled out my bow and shot the rex,it fell,dead
Bruh my sister is such a brat I went on Genesis and found a level 150 X Rex and knock it out and she says give it to me or I’ll tell mom you stole it!!! Thankfully she doesn’t know how to tame anything so I’m just gonna ask mom to watch her try and tame something then we’ll see what my mom thinks ; )
I'm so rich on ark but the only thing I don't have is a giga Rex and a Spino so I got all my allergy to go find one of those and I succeeded I found a spino max level......q but I forgot to Bring Tranq arrows so I went to go get my Trank arrows and the spino was gone 😡😡😡🍖🍖 It was killed by an allo
I don’t know how or why, but the Rex I hatched a few days ago came out with stats night and day better than either parent, like from 1,000 Healy each to 4,000 with him, 450% melee dmg, and 250% move speed. He has a mutation count of zero and is an angry, unstoppable wall of meat. My tribe has taken to calling him “The angel of Death” and they’re not entirely wrong, he’s terrifying