Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
Jump to the rex and say ur mum gae
Yo boys this is prob ur favorite dino in the game๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
PBR
(Professional bull riding)
Donโt believe Jurassic Park guys! I can show ya something that happened to my friend because of the myth. Me: RUN! DONT BELIEVE JURRASIC PARK!!! โ ๏ธ Friend: aw donโt worry! Everything jurrasic park says is true! Donโt be worried! Iโll be fine! Rex: โ Chomps Friendโ ๐ฅฉ Rex: โ Roars and fights Gigaโ Giga: โOofs Rex and leaves with a explosion with Rex bones on floorโ ๐ Me: oh dear ๐ญ why me!!! Giga: say your last words. Me: ๐ญ Go To H- ๐ญ Giga: โChomps my head offโ Giga: Oooh prime meat! โบ๏ธ
DONT BOLA FRIENDS YOU BULLIS :(
Als je een dodo ziet ruuuunnnn of kil het en als je een giganoto ziet aai hem
Player: I spawn 10 second later a giga wait a big Rex oh god oh god help m................. player died from lv 240 Rex
my friend:oh shit, it's a rex.
Me: it's just an overgrown lizard.
Only Real men punch a Rex unconscious without hesitation
#EarlyGameRageQuit
Like Plz
Nobody early stands a chance he just killed my lvl 200 pteranodon
Hereโs a tip if it comes towards you stand still I saw it in a movie
WAIT WHY IT COMING TOWA-...
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Smack it with a club pretty simple
T-Rex more like tee shirt-Rex.get it you Probably you donโt I donโt even get it
I was just walking along the beach enjoying the view then I hear a stomp and then I died to a rex how the h*'ll did I die
Real men knock it out with fists
1 day my Rex pooped and I ate it๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
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When I tame anything it never goes to plan and just end up running around in circles trying not to die then struggling to keep up when there torpor gets high but it always works out so my advice run around like a headless chook๐
OH MY GOD ITS A GIGA! Oh wait, just a Rex ๐
Real men tame with only cooked fish meat