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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
Bruh my sister is such a brat I went on Genesis and found a level 150 X Rex and knock it out and she says give it to me or I’ll tell mom you stole it!!! Thankfully she doesn’t know how to tame anything so I’m just gonna ask mom to watch her try and tame something then we’ll see what my mom thinks ; )
I'm so rich on ark but the only thing I don't have is a giga Rex and a Spino so I got all my allergy to go find one of those and I succeeded I found a spino max level......q but I forgot to Bring Tranq arrows so I went to go get my Trank arrows and the spino was gone 😡😡😡🍖🍖 It was killed by an allo
I don’t know how or why, but the Rex I hatched a few days ago came out with stats night and day better than either parent, like from 1,000 Healy each to 4,000 with him, 450% melee dmg, and 250% move speed. He has a mutation count of zero and is an angry, unstoppable wall of meat. My tribe has taken to calling him “The angel of Death” and they’re not entirely wrong, he’s terrifying
Im sure we all know the song from Barney.
“I love you, you love me, were best friends like friends should be, with a great big hug, and a kiss from me to you, wont you say you love me too.” (🤮🙄)
Ugh, i hated even typing that.
Here is a way better version!😎
“I hate you, you hate me, lets go out and kill barney, with a great big gun, bang, Barney on the floor, no more purple dinosaur.”
I was in the volcano region of lost island, minding my own business when suddenly two rexes came upon me. I got on my ptera and flew across the lava a few times, and they still followed me. Stop in the middle of lava on a rock, they chase me, and that’s when I get an idea
I keep them following me, resting occasionally, and eventually the two rexes cooked themselves into primordial chicken nuggets and gave me four free t-Rex arms.