
What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was taking a level 100 and 45 and then guess what happened he got out his trap I do not know what happened and he just ran away and I was going back to my base to pick up my cryopod and he was gone I checked my timing list I went to click it and then it just it deleted him off my team list please comment down below and tell me commands to help me find him in ark survival evolved
Rookie Mistakes:
Noob: Ohhh is that a Rex?
Rex: Hey you! Come here!
Noob: Well, he can’t really hurt me, because he’s nice soooo. Ok!
Rex: See that tooth?
Noob: Yes what’s with it?
Rex: Can you look all around it. I think I might have a cavity.
Noob: Ok.
Rex: *Munch*
Noob: *You have been killed by a level 400 Rex*
GitezGood
Next will be on Dodo hehehe.
How to ruin any rex’s day
1. Turn on creative mode
2. Go to The Dead Island
3. Find the rex
4. Agro a bunch of animals
5. Lead them all to the rex
6. Get to the bottom of the rex’s feet
Now the animals will attack you but would only injure the rex
7. Laugh manically as the rex has the worst day of their life
Long live the king
So my friend and i were taming a rex,he was carrying me with an argie and i was shooting him with tranq dars, well dummy forgot to watch his stamina and landed in front of the rex. Well the rex decided i was the threat and decided i was to be murdered first. Now the thing is after that buddy could not stop laughing because all he could see from his screen was a tiny man running from a rex and actually gaining ground, then turning around and shooting rexy once then proceeding to chase the rex down(torpidity was high enough for him to run). So that is why i refuse to let people fly my argie now.
One day I was taming a hook and a lung peacefully and out of nowhere the beautiful message "you have entered a dangerous area" appears then out of nowhere I get a tail from the bronto and I fall there in the swamp (no one saw me) then I see a rex fighting with a bronto and I think that it is the perfect moment for me to tame a rex, but then I remembered that if the rex falls the bronto kills it, in that out of nowhere another bronto behind me will attack the rex and ends up giving me a tail and throws me into the battle that I get another tail! Then the brontos played volleyball with me (me being the volleyball lol) without knowing it and of course! I died!
Moral of the story: if you see a danger message, don't ignore it and run away before you become a toy!
There's a shadow on the wall
Stay calm, stay calm
I have my back against a wall
Stay calm, stay calm
I don't think the rex has good eyesight
I'm fine, it's fine
I hope he's not looking for a fight
I'm fine, it's fine
I pretty sure it's safe to move
I'm fine?
Oh no he's right there I'm doomed
So I was out in the mountains collecting metal with my raptor and zilla, my level 13 sarco and before I know it one of these shows up outa nowhere and kills me and my raptor and as as soon as I respawn I see this message pop up on my screen: “your level 13 zilla (sarco) killed a rex level 7” like I knew zilla was powerful but I didn’t expect her to actually kill the Rex considering she almost lost a battle against 3 trikes 😂
Ok, so me and my friend went to the winter biome only to find two Rex’s, THREE CARNOS, TWO ALPHA RAPTORS, TWO ALLOSAURUSES, FIVE ARGENTAVIS, THREE PULMOSCORPIAS, and a pack of hyenadons in FFA!!! Ten game days later they are still fighting. THEY STILL ARE WITH NO SIGNS OF FADING!!!!