Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
Rookie Mistakes:
Noob: Ohhh is that a Rex?
Rex: Hey you! Come here!
Noob: Well, he can’t really hurt me, because he’s nice soooo. Ok!
Rex: See that tooth?
Noob: Yes what’s with it?
Rex: Can you look all around it. I think I might have a cavity.
Noob: Ok.
Rex: *Munch*
Noob: *You have been killed by a level 400 Rex*
GitezGood
Next will be on Dodo hehehe.
One day I was taming a hook and a lung peacefully and out of nowhere the beautiful message "you have entered a dangerous area" appears then out of nowhere I get a tail from the bronto and I fall there in the swamp (no one saw me) then I see a rex fighting with a bronto and I think that it is the perfect moment for me to tame a rex, but then I remembered that if the rex falls the bronto kills it, in that out of nowhere another bronto behind me will attack the rex and ends up giving me a tail and throws me into the battle that I get another tail! Then the brontos played volleyball with me (me being the volleyball lol) without knowing it and of course! I died!
Moral of the story: if you see a danger message, don't ignore it and run away before you become a toy!
How to ruin any rex’s day
1. Turn on creative mode
2. Go to The Dead Island
3. Find the rex
4. Agro a bunch of animals
5. Lead them all to the rex
6. Get to the bottom of the rex’s feet
Now the animals will attack you but would only injure the rex
7. Laugh manically as the rex has the worst day of their life
Long live the king
So my friend and i were taming a rex,he was carrying me with an argie and i was shooting him with tranq dars, well dummy forgot to watch his stamina and landed in front of the rex. Well the rex decided i was the threat and decided i was to be murdered first. Now the thing is after that buddy could not stop laughing because all he could see from his screen was a tiny man running from a rex and actually gaining ground, then turning around and shooting rexy once then proceeding to chase the rex down(torpidity was high enough for him to run). So that is why i refuse to let people fly my argie now.