Soooo this Dino is a midgame Dino…….

How come I tamed one on day TEN!!!!!!!

EL_Capitan22

I’ll tell you how in the taming and ko section

Once a apon a time These beautiful beasts were slippery enough to fit through a Dino gate, so I built a Rex resort.Couple patches later ... Now I stand here with a Rex prison. Hmmmk smh

Wild Card Why do hate us so ?

Ok, so me and my friend went to the winter biome only to find two Rex’s, THREE CARNOS, TWO ALPHA RAPTORS, TWO ALLOSAURUSES, FIVE ARGENTAVIS, THREE PULMOSCORPIAS, and a pack of hyenadons in FFA!!! Ten game days later they are still fighting. THEY STILL ARE WITH NO SIGNS OF FADING!!!!

First time encountering on the island, between plains and swamp, saw it killing a bronto no sweat, return to my base to get taming items, came back and saw it still alive, good news, unexpectedly a sarco, titanoboa, and a group of small birds ganked it up and died, the heck

Don't move they said, you'll be fine they said

Spawn at South Zone 2 they said. It was easy they said.

I tamed one of these sht, cuz I heard they are good even though I have a spino...and to be honest..I guess they are bugged, When I commanded it to attack a stego, it just gone near it and kept shouting in its ears, He thinks he can bleed stego's through ears to death, but I took initiative to kill the stego, but guess what?...Dumbass(my dodo's name) took the last hit and killed the stego...

All Hail Dumbass

The first time I was getting chased by a T. rex i thought I could outrun it…… But then I remembered what John Hammond said. We clocked the T. rex at 32 miles per hour! At that moment I realized i was doomed….

I had Rex called coconut he was made into a smoothie by the giga

And dark September night,

Air is full of fright,

I hear a scary roar,

And the sound of a dying parasaur,

I turn around to see,

Two small eyes, staring at me,

That was when I knew,

The Rexes, were awake...

Me: taming a dodo

Rex: walks past

Me: “sorry buddy >:)”

Rex rawrs

Me: “that blood will never wash off lol”

Me: Puts away sword

People who don’t use a trap and don’t use Crossbows and up: 😎

PEOPLE WHO USE TRAPS AND USE AAN ASCENDANT LONGNECK RIFLE WITH SHOCKING TRANQUILIZER DARTS: 😐

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If Noob sees a rex

They’ll soon be dead too

Me: tames a rex

Me: I rule the island!

Real men knock this thing out with fists and feed it cooked fish meat

Real men knock it out from a cliff with a slingshot and tames it while you are at 13 hp. That is my story. Now I have cool female Rex

Me: Logs into ark server

Ark: You have been killed by Molly (Rex)

Me: *in chat* WHICH ONE OF YOU LOSERS OWNS A MOLLY?

somebody: Me

I believe this is another bola your friend and run situation...

Why does every other tek Dino look better then the TEK REX it’s face is so sad

EL_Capitan22

You're about to drink some water but then you notice ripples on the surface...

*foom*... *foom*.... *boom*... *BOom*...